heart shaped sprinkles are what keep me going

2018 is the year to become feral genderless and demonic

i’m sorry for making everything so real 

shoulda become a therapist 

realising you have a type is a bit of a bitch especially if you’re one of those folks who like to think that they’re super open to experiences and loving anyone and everyone but then your subconscious kicks the door in like not quite let’s take a stroll down memory lane shall we 

whenever you’re dating someone and you break up and then you start dating someone else or at least looking to date someone else are you ever afraid that the person you’re dating next will end up looking and acting exactly like the last person you dated because that kind of bothers me it has yet to happen but it could happen and that’d be pretty fucked up for everyone involved you’d be getting exposed by your subconscious 

i always yawn obnoxiously loud so everyone knows i’m feeling a little knackered