instances of hilarity

quarantine’s really hitting people hard huh

I hate that you photoshopped out the right arm of the dog to enhance the realism

I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming

i hope this was posted literally two minutes ago because this needs about 500k notes stat

Please unmute this it is exactly what you think it is and it’s hilarious.

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@turbotasstic

Now this is the kind of content I signed up for. XD

If you don’t reblog this, why are you even on Tumblr?

fuckin MOOD

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

I will never not reblog this.

Todays big mood

People are sending me kale recipes like they honestly believe I will try to eat bird food

I’m sorry I’m hung up on the part where op owns peacocks

OP Tell them I love them!

Are they good guard birds?

I love Keanu Reeves and the recent surge of love and appreciation for him warms my heart but I dread to think what’ll happen the moment you demons have had enough of him and start digging up/making up “problematic” shit he did or said when he was like 20 or something

Yes but it’d be hard to go all the way back to the 14th century just to dig up dirt on one guy

Keanu Reeves sold bad copper and was rude to messengers and sent them back empty-handed through foreign territory and I for one am sick of everybody just giving him a pass for the whole thing when we have over a dozen cuneiform tablets documenting his bad behaviour.

I know not whether to feel pleased or ashamed that I get the joke, or feel bad for people who won’t understand it in twenty years time when Cut-Me-Own-Throat Ea-nasir’s shonky business dealings submerge into obscure historical trivia again. Because this is some sublime brick joke referencing, here.

do you feel incredibly vindicated op?

absolutely. absolutely

im fucking crying