that's how the light gets in

all women should be more hairy and sweaty and eat more food and laugh more loudly. my stance as a feminist and also my stance as a lesbian pervert

if you have a status on Discord right now, reblog and say what it is (optional: what does it mean?)

in the age of repression and purity culture, getting more perverted is the only morally correct course of action

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked Lady Catherine de Bourgh and she condescended to advise me on the arrangement of my humble abode.

welcome in, have a seat, stay awhile.

A secret society summons a dragon so they could have a “hero” who’d listen to them come and slay the dragon and be crowned a king. The dragon burns down the secret society’s place and gets crowned a king instead. Them the dragon gets arrested.

How the Grim Reaper Saved Christmas.

“Is Everyone Here Trying to Have a Mulan Moment?”

Join the revolution, be your own dad

‘Cop Was Worried His Holiday Would Be Boring…Until the Goblin Murders Began’

repeat of ancient racially motivated battle is prevented by possessed man reciting a bedtime story in a cave

A local ransacked town is saved by bees, girl in ill-fitting armor, violent dancing, spite

I relate on spiritual level to the great state of minnesota because I too am wailing loudly on this the first wednesday of the month

if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

my notes are now full of americans talking about their love for burger. peace and love on planet earth.

[ image description: a gif of Anthony Bourdain sitting in front of a red and white wall, eating an In N Out Burger and saying, "I'm just a cheap, nasty, low down...trailer park... BURGER SLUT". / end description ]