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Reblog this if youāre polyamorous, searching for a cryptid, trying to communicate with demons, willing to throw a Molotov cocktail at a police car, really want more tattoos/piercings, or just really love nonbinary people.
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i realized this was also lost in the fall of the CH website so
since itās That Time of Year again, iām just gonna bring back my Every Christmas TV Rom-Com comic
Now none of you have to watch any Christmas romcoms because they are all right here in this adorably done comic
But likeā¦Iām still gonna watch all of them. Donāt judge me
@the-soot-sprite every last one of them. While cuddled up with blankets and hot chocolate.Ā
Yes @angrythingstarlight let me have my shot of seratonin wherever I can get it!!!
In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, itās possible that thereās another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scottās house. Why would she already be there if she didnāt have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.
tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.
Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa. Ā 86%. Ā Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.
Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but thereās no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole. Ā What happened to her?
And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernardās sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3. Ā Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?
Just how many people have the elves murdered? Ā Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.
Oh my god
now this is the kind of Christmas post I want on my dash
I really want an elf cop show now
Chris Evans laughing at Henry Cavill after he caught him eating girl scouts cookies at the Oscars its one of the best and cutest things ever.
Yall are making this too easy
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@j092965090881 & @feelmyroarrrr both belong on the naughty list for this.
Oh my gosh!!!!!! Iām in love!!!!!
You are the absolute best, @Meleedamage
Heās seen Tumblr and heās fixinā to tell Santa everything.
Oh boy, now iām going to special hell for sure.
Heāll be DJing. Carols only.
This thread is making me insanely happy
Looks like heās enjoying it tooā¦
Perfect. Heās gonna find out whoās naughty or nice.
@definitelysebastianstan what do you think?
Looks like they were both naughtyā¦
ohmygod do u have more bc im all here for it @meleedamage
Nope. Thatās itā¦
OH MY GOD!!! MY TOOTHBRUSH!!!
Ummā¦
Iām dying right now!!!!ššššššš
Iām still aliveā¦ but for how long?? š±
Congratulations, @fasole-dulce !! This makes you Enabler of the Year. š
I never ever want this to end this is miraculous
jfc, this is so good. please donāt ever stop.
Iām always a weak bitch for peer pressure.
This is my new favorite post ever!!!
Hip-hip-hooray!!
IDK what the eff is going on, but Iām here for it. No idea who started it. I donāt know a person in the thread. Itās still comic gold.
Welcome to the party!!
Heās too sweet
Is this better??
Not sure how I came across this but Iām loving it
Guess I oughta reblog this. ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
spencer in the prison yard in criminal minds episode 12x15 - alpha male
Working from home. (via mujisama)
Unmute
Thor does this lol
Cute
girls of color??? cute. chubby girls??? cute. disabled girls??? cute. neurodivergent girls??? cute. trans girls??? cute. all girls??? cute. youre all cute. i love you
This is important hello (x)
Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.
I will probably reblog this once a day
Reblog. Always reblog.
This is what we mean when we talk about gendered socialization. Wonderful to see an entire government standing up and talking about it.
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I still remember the first time I saw this ad. It was the first time I had seen something like it and it hit real fucking hard.
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I will never again question a single plot line I come up with...
More disturbingly it has 3.49/5....
What the actual fuck is that?!?!?! š³
@killjoy-assbutt-1112 @foodieforthoughts
Did y'all see this one that made the tumblr rounds a while back? ššš
Ok, what the actual fuck?!
Jesus fcking christ! Fanfic authors are miles better than this! Fck. What the fck!
Holy shit these people make money? Maybe I should publish? Maybe we should all publish?
I'll never question my writing skills. I mean the stuff we come up with must be better than this dumpster fire right?
It has to be!!!! there was a thread going on with cringy sex description that made me go āhmm yeah okay I guess I can write better than I think?ā
I need to find it. I remember ālove mountainsāand such... š©
I think the Avengers cinematic series lost itās appeal pretty much the same second I realized the directors were never going to make the team be friends
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Iāve been thinking lately: Itās almost ironic how people say that the Russos ruined a bunch of character arcs and didnāt take certain traumas seriously with Endgame, but then go and praise Thor: Ragnarok for literally making everything and everyone into a joke simply because they didnāt like the first two Thor movies and couldnāt accept the fact that they were more Shakespearean than other Marvel films.
And then, those people put Gagnarok on the same level as Black Panther, yet Black Panther is everything Gagnarok wishes it could be and more; i.e a character who loves and praises their father/king but realizes that theyāre not perfect and confronts them about it, wanting to be better than those before them (something Tāchalla did and Thor was on the road to doing, but seemed to be forgotten by the writers).
Also, itās even more hilarious when people say that the Russos donāt care about the characters and stories theyāre writing, yet Taika Waititi has admitted that he read the Thor comics and found them boring, along with making Gagnarok to ārespectfully disrespectā the og source material.
Idk if you read the comics before but ragnarok is pretty comics accurate. He introduced valkyrie, the grand Master, and did a loose adaption of world War hulk and I believe an introduction to unworthy thor kinda?? (I think we're getting more unworthy thor in the next film).
And thor ragnarok didn't destroy any character arcs. They made thor and loki into more likeable characters and they also made thor evaluate what it means to be a king and how to take that and shape it into his own. They made loki into an actual character that's not just "daddy issues." I loved what they did with hulk/Bruce. I think his whole thing in that film was learning how to accept both parts of himself. Valkyrie's arc was great too because she actually faces her trauma head on instead of stooping into it for some more years.
Also these characters aren't silly? Like yeah there's some jokes thrown in there but that's because its a comedy film. Ragnarok had way more touching and heartfelt scenes compared to endgame.
Also as a whole thor ragnarok is about colonialism and the effects it has on people while endgame is just 3 hours of fan service lmao.
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So freak out info and writing info!
So first off on side note, today is momās birthday! Sheās only been dead for 10 years and would have turned 60. So big year for her. Grandma is tomorrow and been gone for a year last month but her birthday is the day after her daughterās.
My big MRI is tomorrow. Iāll find out how crazy things are then. Itās not like Iām freaking out or anything!! Itās not like the chemo Iāve been on to get off the steroids, that Iāve been off for over a week hadnāt started letting me have an all of a sudden severe headache while at work Saturday with no warning. After I told a separate doctor that everything was doing great Friday! Yep totally wasnāt what happened. Then I put myself on the same steroid for the last 3 days at a full pill and again Iām still having a few issues....ugggg. My MRI, doctors appointment and chemo injection is all in the afternoon an hour away tomorrow so who knows when Iāll get home. Also my aunt wants a zoom appointment and hear the conversation with my doctor since she canāt come into the office. Fun fun. She has never met her before.
Second thing that will excite everyone hopefully! Chapter 11 is done! Iāll be posting that either tonight if I donāt need a nap or Wednesday! Tomorrow Iāll definitely need a nap lol. By chapter 11 I mean the Kylo Ren fanfic. I have a lot I hadnāt posted of different things that with my problems and lack of time they wonāt be posted until done. That is my new goal in life bc I donāt want you guys disappointed in new time frames. Iāve already told the husband if I go he will know what to put down and tends to edit sometimes too. Not read bc heās doesnāt like romance things but he reads 500k fanfics, which are weird normal things. ļæ¼Either way Iāll have more time come January and hopefully motivation to work on the like 5 different works Iāve been picking at on top of the Kylo Ren thing. Patience is a virtue because like I said nothing will be posted until itās finished. You all know that can take a good while too. ļæ¼
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Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you donāt want a baby, stop it before it happens.
Iām getting a Page Not Found error (no surprise there, as this post is 6 years old).
BUT
I did find a new working coupon for 75% off, no expiration date.
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Reblogging this here just in case someone needs it, I know a coupon like this can come in clutch
