I'm not a chicken you're a turkey

Ah Tumblr you little rascal,I've neglected thee.I haven't see thee since forever and a day.But,by the power vested in me,I pinkie promise that I will be back more regularly with more irregular things to see because if you scroll down,that appears to be how I roll.So here's to 2014,here's to me,the greatest man that ever lived and here's to whomever reads this,the greatest reader of this that ever lived.Ive been Mr.Superiority Complex,you've been delightful.HO-HO-HO-RAH!

1. I Feel Right - Oh Darling 2. We're Not Alone - Water & Bodies 3. Hell & Back - The Airborne Toxic Effect 4. Catch Me If You Can - Walking On Cars 5. Wake Me Up - Avicii vs Lurgan 6. High Hopes - Kodaline 7. My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark - Fall Out Boy 8. You'll Be Alright - Act As If 9. Recover - Chvrches 10. Christmas in LA - The Killers 11. The Otherside - Jason Durelo 12. Millionaire - Scouting For Girls 13. Mirrors - Justin Timberlake 14. Still Into You - Paramore 15. Happy Together - The Great Gatsby 16. Nothing's Forever - Jamestown Story 17. Human - Beta State 18. Love Will Save The Day - Boyzone 19. Wrecking Ball - Miley Cyrus 20. Biblical - Biffy Clyro 21. Clarity - Zedd 22. Fury Oh Fury - Nico Vega 23. That Power - Will.I.Am feat Justin Bieber 24. Kiss You - One Direction 25. Timber - Pitbull feat Kesha 26. Get Lucky - Daft Punk 27. Little Consolation - We Were Pirates 28. Fine China - Chris Brown 29. We Can't Stop - Miley Cyrus 30. Blurred Lines - Robin Thicke HO-HO-HO-RAH!

I haven’t been on the Tumblr machine in 2 months and I missed writing stupid boring blogs that nobody sees. Been a horribly busy two months, no rest for the wicked………….ly handsome 😄 But yeah, have to get my legs waxed today 😢 Knees keep caps popping out so to get me to the end of the season, have to pop then in every morning using this crazy strong strapping that rips the skin just to keep them in place, so my legs are soon to be naked. “Good luck with the leg waxing, hope you don’t die”. Thats the nicest thing she’s ever said to me. You can’t die from getting your legs waxed right? Speaking of hair, I’ve grown fond of my 10 day old moustache, its like feeding the stray cat that visits your house, he’s kinda cool&I’m not ready to give it up just yet #ManlyTears HOO-RAH!

Not my poem,didn't write it but works a charm,even if you're not a veg head it works.And remember on this Valentine's Day,it's quality not quantity,two 5's don't make a 10,you're fooling no one. #TheGreatestValentineThatEverLived HOO-RAH!

So 2013 isn't panning out how I planned it to pan out. Two funerals and a MRI on both knees which will require surgery on both to repair the meniscus'.........not what I had envisioned for 2013 aka "the year of MEEEEEEEEE", but hey, it could be worse right? Exactly. I'm not gonna say that I'm due a break because nobody is due anything. You reap what you sow and all that hot garbage. I'll make my own breaks, good bad and indifferent and I will deal with the consequences of each. But this idea of being "due a break" seems crazy to me it really does. I mean you have innocent people being gunned down on a daily basis, what are they due? Or what did they do to be due being shot dead? Absolutely nothing&that's why it's crazy to me. Yeah, I wish I didn't have badly injured knees but that's the way it goes. It sucks, sport is my life and so is my independence and I'm going to have to give them both up for awhile, but it could always be worse. I don't consider this as a "health issue", I wake up every day feeling like a bajillion bucks and sure the knees can be sore, but at least that's all that's sore. #PMA all day, yessir. #Hashtag #AtlasHands HOO-RAH!

I am a pantheon of useless knowledge which can help during exam time, anyhoo, a wise man once said that you should never write when you're feeling emotional or sentimental, never really thought of it like that before but I kind of agree. PMA all the way. #2013 HOO-RAH!

First January exam of 2013 went like the perfect first date. (For arguments sake, the exam paper will play the role of the female on the date). She was wined, she was dined, she got a little lucky ;-) and she went home satisfied..........They always do ;-) #BestInTheWorld HOO-RAH!

Lost an important member of our family over Christmas and New Years. So whilst we put on a brave face for Christmas, it was tough, then we got the call on the 30th and that was that. And I can't help but feel guilty. I built Christmas up so much, I guess it was never gonna end how I wanted it to. Seems to be a trend, a lot of the things I get excited for end up in disappointment. The lesson? Maybe don't dream so big. This time last year, exams were on the horizon and I was stoked. This year, with exams less than a week ago, feeling kinda numb. Hope this feeling doesn't last too long. HOO-RAH!

#HappyDownloading HO-HO-HO-RAH!

Love/Hate. It's just a brilliant end to a fantastic season from the Best T.V Show of 2012 in mine, the most humble of opinions.

#Hashtag #TvIsSound HO-HO-HO-RAH!

On the 41st Day of Christmas (out of 67)..........yesterday was 'Christmas Day" on campus, which would make today Stephen's Day I guess, but anyhoo, 'twas a class day. It had the whole first day of RAG Week vibe going on, just with a Christmassy theme. Beer cans all over the place, people stumbling in&out of lectures, tis the season folks. But FINALLY people embraced their inner Christmas Jumper by FINALLY wearing them, only 40 days after I started, but hey, I appreciated the love. Today is Tuesday, meaning only 3 real days of Uni left til Christmas Holidays(3rd level, Fridays pretty much mean Saturdays Part 1) followed by January exams. Can't believe we're in the last week of the 1st semester, which means we're half way through the academic year. Totally freaks me out how quickly it's flying by. School never flew by. School dragged on forever, a day felt like a week, a week felt like a year, a year felt like a lifetime. But with Uni/College, it's the total opposite. Time flies when you're having fun I guess. "Too much fun, what's that mean? It's like too much money, there's no such thing. It's like a girl too pretty, with too much class, being too lucky, a car too fast, no matter what they say I've done, I ain't ever had too much fun". Never admit to having "too much" of anything. Life is to be lived. #Hashtag #ChristmasLove HO-HO-HO-RAH!

On the 34th day of Christmas (out of 67)..........how are we already half way through? Time flies when you're having fun I guess. Anyhoo, where do we start. It's well established I'm a big Killers fan, Mr.Brightside to this day is kinda like an anthem for me since 2004, and I do love their Christmas songs and the fact they're for RED, but, "I Feel It In My Bones", I don't know. It's good, but Santa's not evil. Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. I'm just sayin. #Hashtag #SantaIsSound HO-HO-HO-RAH!

On the 33rd day of Christmas (out of 67)............Month 2 of Angst Free BRIAN Months and all is good in the world. Put up 4 Christmas trees yesterday cus I'm the #BestInTheWorld at putting up Christmas Trees/ #TheGreatestChristmasTreePutterUpperEverLived , either way, I'm the best. Finally people are getting in the spirit with Christmas FM kicking off last Wednesday and the Toy Show being last Friday, but think of the 28 days of Christmas they missed out on.......their loss. The Walking Dead mid-season finale was pretty great last night, got my predictions horribly wrong, but I did say Daryl would be centre stage. Did not see the ending coming though. New library extension opened today, its class like, plenty of great spots for hide&seek...............and "study", but I'm faithful and shall still spend a fair share of time on old side. Anyhoo, I'm off to "study" aka tour the library, new motto is "I live to love and laugh a lot", seems apt. #Hashtag #PurpleMonkeyDishwasher HO-HO-HO-RAH!

On the 15th Day of Christmas (out of 67).........so, word around the playground aka Uni, is that today, around the world, is "National Smack an Ass Day". So, let me get this straight, you get to smack an ass and it's ok? Really? I thought not, what it REALLY is is "National Let Girls Sexually Harrass Lads By Smacking Them On The Ass Day", cus let's be real, what girl in her right mind is gonna wanna let someone smack them on the ass? I certainly don't know any and I know some crazy chicks. But yeah, hey, it's a novelty holiday to kinda get you warmed up for The Giving of Thanks, or as they say in the States, Thanksgiving. Wearing a rather fetching red Christmas cardigan with white Christmas trees on it, but I'm kinda irked. Winter old buddy old pal, where in the blue "Christmas" are ya? Seriously? It's waaaaaaay too hot outside for this time of year. It's more shorts and really really really ridonkulously tight t-shirt weather than Christmas jumper weather. So come on man, trying to spread some Christmas cheer here, show me some love. Anyhoo, that's all I really gotta to say about that and everythingy for the time being. This assignment ain't gonna do itself, pretty goodass if it could though. Magine, a pen that came to life and was the craic and you and the pen would get yourself into some serious jams along they way. Footnote, I prefer to handwrite before I type. #Hashtag #TheGreatestAssignmentDoerAndAcerThatEverLived HO-HO-HO-RAH!

On the 12th day of Christmas (out of 67)............saw something today that you hear about on the playground but you never actually believe happens, yes I, BRIAN, bore witness to someone actually willingly purchasing a "Bounty Bar", yes, a Bounty Bar. You know, Bounty Bars, the sweets that are always left over at Christmas from a box of Celebrations, the ones that are only included as a form of punishment for the naughty kids at Christmas but even they won't eat them. Seriously, I was both shocked and agog. Her reply when I quizzed her on her Bounty Bar exploits:"I love them". Not gonna lie, I kinda sorta dig crazy chicks ;-) Still the only person wearing Christmas jumpers, but hey, everyone else on campus will catch up, it's only natural. Anyhoo, it's tutorial attending time, God Bless Us, Everyone. #Hashtag #TheGreatestNonBountyBarEaterThatEverLived HO-HO-HO-RAH!

On the 8th day of Christmas.................so gonna use the "I am happier than a parent-less Macauley Culkin when I am with You" line tonight, will put me over big big big time. That and my Christmas jumpers of course. Last years killer line was the Hanson lyric "You're my favourite Christmas sweater", not gonna lie, it was kinda of a big deal line wise. I reckon, so far the reception to me wearing Christmas jumpers has been 70%-30% positive-negative. You'll always get a few who didn't get their Optimus Prime action figure when they were young that will rebel against the jumpers, but hey, it's all good. 8 days in, 59 to go. Chrismazing! #Hashtag #TheGreatestOneLinerComerUpperWithThatEverLived HO-HO-HO-RAH!