"Take Me Home, Somewhere I Belong." 💗

happy little elf :)

so im currently watching 5 year old quadrant and the boys are playing would I lie to you. One of them said he passed out in a bush and Lando said “did you pull?”

And IMMEDIATELY I had to ask you if Lando is into public/semi public and how he acts around it.

ohhhh lando is 1000% into semi public. that cocky little fucker WANTS to get caught. he thinks the sweet reward is sooo worth the risk.

back when i started this blog i discussed how he loooooves sex on hotel balconies and i still stand by this!! and after sunday's win? he books a room somewhere to celebrate in the best way possible. everyone down below is getting free entertainment!!!

lando's favorite way lately? in his driver's room with an unlocked door. none of that half-dressed quickie shit in there either- he's fucking you on that futon like he would in your bed. and don't you DARE hold in those moans!!

race winner lando getting soaked in champagne on the podium 🧡

Didn't even want to win the race & likely knew there was a large chance he was actively costing his team a victory, his biggest concern was still just "being ahead of Lando."

Funny, I don't remember the 81s complaining that it was "disrespectful" of McLaren to make Lando smile for the team photo in Zandvoort last year 🥱

Automatic blue flag system not working, piastri confirmed to be in his mirror blindspot, not told by the team where piastri is and was in a battle with another driver.

"oh it doesn't matter there's blue flags waving all around him, it's no excuse"

No it literally is an "excuse", multiple factors if you will. HE DOES NOT KNOW WHERE THE CAR BEHIND IS.

Could be 10 seconds behind, 5 seconds behind, 0.1 behind he wouldn't know for said reasons above. Is he supposed to remain off the racing line or better still park the car and wait an unknown amount of time for all the cars behind to pass?

Collision happened, penalty given... he didn't switch off your guy's engine. Lmao

Did Lando actually ask for team orders ? Or him asking to pit first somehow - p*stri cult interpreted that way?

Lando asked to pit first because he was on Pace 2, glued to oscar's ass, and Max was only 4s behind. If they both still had to stop, there was a real risk of Max undercutting both of them.

McLaren's response? "No."

Then they pitted oscar first anyway and left Lando out for another 7 laps, during which Lando was faster than oscar was on fresh tyres. And somehow 81s have rewritten this into, "Lando asked for the team to give him the race win."

No. He made a strategy request. McLaren rejected it. The funniest part is 81s are mad over something that literally didn't happen.

be it in the backseat with your face buried deep into the leather of the seats, you riding him in the drivers seat with your back carefully arched to avoid the steering wheel, or just the feeling of his hand creeping up your thigh from where he sits across the console in the drivers seat, he's always at least half hard when youre in the car together.

to lando, theres something so arousing about being alone with you in a small and cramped private space. youre a breath away, letting the comfortable seat of his mclaren engulf you as he manuevers the vehicle. thats not the only reason, though.

in landos eyes, hes got his two favorite things in the world in one. theyre his.

the car? his.

you? his.

theres a sense of ownership simmering deep in his gut that he doesnt quite want to take responsibility for. because no, of course lando doesnt own you, but, when youre under his control in the backseat of his supercar, he feels like he could.

if youre extra lucky, maybe lando will take you on the hood. displaying your perfect body across the front of his car, the carbon fiber under your back colder than the diamonds on your neck as he ruins- no, claims you against the sleek vehicle.