Breeder Geo Wants to Battle!

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

Dissociating

masturbating

curled in a ball on the floor and simulating the fetal stages

Laying on my back with my feet crossed up in the air under the stream wishing I had a bathtub

34 step skincare routine

Contemplating being and nothingness

In this house we stan nosepass unironically

Self reblog, because I added colors to the shiny rate chart to make it clearer.

a speedrunner, while moving through an unrendered void at a thousand miles an hour because they punched a goat in a weird way: okay coming up is one of the hardest bosses in the entire game luckily we’ve tricked the game into thinking we’re holding a billion guns at once so he should be easy aand done now we’re gonna throw this spoon at the wall to skip the cutscene and kill our own dad to end the game early and that’s time thanks guys