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@hanboncinnabon - MAWMAW

@wahungry - d1 puma !!!

@popisoluver - pawpaw

@6milesdeep - grandma

@gallatrick - THE OLDEST BROTHER WHO HAS A SHITTY HAIRCUT WEARS SHIRTS THAT ARE TOO SMALL AND HAS A BAND THAT PLAYS NOTHING BUT GARBAGE IN THE GARAGE

@absoluteconfusionanddespair - I'll be labeled Christmas Uncle tho. Married to @nightlyaftertoons , we're the gay uncles tg, and he has to deal with my obsession :3

@steadyduckalpaca-blog1 - … the fish?

@coymixx - middle child that is lwk forgotten sometimes but is really cool

@pete-da-cat - UR AND TYLERS WOKE CAT

@strangedarlinggg - THE COOL GAY COUSIN

@dibsonmitochondria - cool tìo that takes the kids out afterschool to go to concerts and dinners

@nightlyaftertoons - i would love to be the gay uncle with @absoluteconfusionanddespair, literally just imagine us as opposites. i'm very gothic and he's very christmas. <3

@souredhaven - i wanna be the kid that quietly sits in the corner and does arts and crafts. obviously, everything i make is godawful, but the drawings still get hung on the fridge :D

@lethallyunfunny - cousin you only see at family gatherings and the rest of the family never explains why yu can't hang out after

@imsomcoy4 - the lesbian

@macaroni-on-a-sunday - ipad toddler 🥹

@jngmiii - ELOPING TORTOISE

@kittercritter - the ghost of a mysterious ambiguously gendered teenager that lives in the attic that no one can prove is actually there but there’s evidence of it existing every few months

@bootsthecradledownbaby - Coughing baby. *HACK COUGH*

@rikuipikui - a fish in a glass tank that you tap at every now and then

@vamposcs - the cousin that you know too much about bc they post too often on the internet and has a collection of ridiculous stories akin to them going to war // homophobic dog

@cottagecheeselover123 - the talking parrot

@freakissopup - wine aunt family friend

@fluxyou - kid named finger

@denfucker - gay uncle

@ur-fav-disapointment - the kid someone brought home from preschool that is definitely not theirs but is js happy to be around and eat goldfish

@seal2blanket - the nonbinary sibling who listens to Ed Sheeran and watches office!

@breatheintolu - BABY NAMED THANOS THAT ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A KPOP STAN