Breadventures

Bread Tote Bag | Who Ate My Bread Tee

PANARY

[adjective]

1. of or pertaining to bread or to breadmaking.

[noun]

2. a storehouse for bread.

Etymology: from Latin panis, “bread”.

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When you aren’t lounging on your Inflatable Toast Mattress, enjoying scrummy pieces of Holy Toast and toast that says I Love You, head off to work or school with your belongings safely stowed in a backpack that looks like the breakfast you just ate. Japanese novelty retailer Village Vanguard is releasing an entire series of bread-themed items, including backpacks, house slippers, and a variety of tantalizing throw pillows and cushions shapes like different loaves of bread:

All of these bread-related goodies, each completely free of carbohydrates and gluten, will be available via Village Vanguard in November 2015.

We discover a new way in which Unicorns are awesome almost every day. Today, thanks to UK baker extraordinaire Lou Lou P’s Delights (previously featured here), we discovered how unicorns instantly make any cookout magical and majestic: Unicorn Burger Buns, of course! 

Pugloaf and Catloaf both make great bread for toast and sandwiches, but when it’s a bun you need, no loaf will do, Unicorn Burger Buns to the rescue!

The Geyser of Awesome salutes anyone who not only loves waffles so much that they’d wear them as a garment, but also be able to pull off the wearing off them with as much style as the beautifully-bearded model photographed by Ted Sabarese. We are impressed and hungry. We’d gladly take a serving of what each one of these models is wearing. (Followed by seconds of the waffles.)