welcome to my candy store;

Sales rack clothes are honestly the best; I’ve always loved a good bargain deal. I don’t think it looks cheap at all, especially on you.

Why sneak in when you could just stay at home and play Monopoly with me is my question.

I mean, Monopoly sounds great and all, but I think I’d rather be drinking and finding a guy to hook up with. 

Flirting with the bouncer doesn’t ever work for me. It’s so weird, I mean, you have to be gay to resist these boobs.

Wow, I don’t remember saying you could come in; ever try knocking, it’s a new thing you could look in to.

My bad; I thought this was someone else’s room. Nice bra though.

I’m 19 – not that it matters anyway, it’s old enough. It’s a 21+ club though lovey so yes, I was trying to sneak in. What’s it to you?