im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month

Spellcasters hate this fact but if you just stick your fingers in their mouth while they're casting a spell with a verbal component it's literally more effective than a counter spell.

This also works with pinning their hands against the wall when they're trying to use somnatic components.

Basically if you make out sloppy style while pressed against a wall the spellcasters can't do anything

me fighting the urge to be such a bitch to someone bc i'm overstimulated and anxious

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

the crushing weight of one manageable task

Ever since I was a little girl I’ve loved information

| :/ | That’s me falling toward a spike | | pit, with kind of an air of irritation |↑↑↑↑↑↑| about it. Sighh

I love pretending to be normal in social settings bc it’s like how long will it take until they find out a screw is absolutely loose. how long can I keep this going for

family appalled that their very quiet well behaved mature child who never caused any problems has grown up and turned out to have many many problems. more news at 8!

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf