the sudden fury of a woken heart

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

sometimes you invent mind prisons for yourself for no good reason and youre like "i really like being in the mind prison" even though you dont actually like being in the mind prison

what's a little ww2 yaoi between friends?

Did you know that if something causes you discomfort that does not mean the thing is bad

there’s just no way he fucks good I’m sorry. that’s the appeal. to me

need him apologizing and crying on it

*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

Oedipus... You gagged us all with your mother fucking ingenuity, but it just wasn't enough for us to incest upon an encore. I'm sorry my darling but you're up for elimination