the sudden fury of a woken heart

shoutout to my middle school computer teacher Mr Fleetwood. sorry I insisted on calling you "Fleetwood iMac" but in my defense it was clearly funny

why is it so hot. why is it so hot. I am being punished.

rocket pops and other popsicles have had a recent surge in popularity as a drink flavor but im fucking sick of it because NO ONE is putting a drop of popsicle stick wood extract in it. its fake as fuck if im not tasting the STICK

(visibly shaking and covered in blood) yeah its just been kind of a long week haha

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

in order to remain kind, you must violate a fictional character at least once a month