DBD devs, please consider adding that DILF Vittorio to the waterfront massacre collection next year. He can be dressed in medieval linen undergarments. Or he just took some bloody swimming trunks from a dead body near the beach realm.

You're suffering in the backrooms and getting chased by creatures who are manifestations of your problems. I'm laying on a seashell float in the poolrooms drinking a slushy. We are totally not the same.

I need to die on 4th of July to an otherworldly creature while fireworks go off in the background.