don't follow me unless we're chill im serious

why am i getting alien stage tweets on my twt feed i'll literally kill us all

did you expect the straight guys with wives to be enthusiastic about the tweets about you cumming in their butts like just be thankful they weren't repulsed by the idea of mpreg, which is arguably the grossest and most immoral thing brought up in the entire video

translation: don't talk about people who exclusively top or exclusively bottom because it makes me scared as someone who thinks gay sex is osmosis of some kind while standing rigidly motionless beside each other. unless they switch then they can have normal sex, as long as there's a pointed moment in the narrative where they look at the camera and point out that this is the wokest thing to do

what i rlly don't get with this fake rhetoric people buy into is like, the idea that sex between two people absolutely never involves any form of dynamic at all. nobody is submissive or dominant, because that's reductive, nobody tops or bottoms apparently, because that's also reductive, so there's... what exactly. what's happening. what do you think sex is. you're removing kind of critical pieces and roles even if they aren't at the forefront of the act

they're grown men who don't care to police what people do in fanfiction, but i do, because i am a huge loser, so watch out

i was laughing too happily at the jam buzzfeed thirst tweets video i should have seen the discourse from twitter users coming at full speed alas i forgot that the fandom consists of neurotic joysucking chodes

my expired (as of 2018) inhaler isn't doing much good i wonder why that could be

the damned sex puppet would like to block all of your messages

i kind of wish i could breathing

persona six more like persona shits i hate popular video game franchises

question: is the new season of interview with the vampire good follow up question: is assad zaman as the vampire armand in it answer to follow up question: yes answer to first question: yes it's good

i hate iwtvtwt i hate them so much i just hate them