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I can't donate my body to science what if it goes to a medical school and when the students crack open my torso and the professor says "I'm sorry these are the stupidest organs I've ever seen"

What if they were to open up my chest cavity and students would be like boooo we hate your chussy

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

Actually spiderverse was really cute in how loosely its used its ‘i love yous’ and especially how none of them were romantic!! I mean obvsly theres miles’ dad making him say i love you before school, but theres also peter’s quick “i love you, im so proud of you!!” during the fight (which he said so easily and delightedly!! He was so proud and happy about this kid omg), and noir saying “i love you all.” as a goodbye when he goes back through the portal like i cant think another superhero movie, or most movies in general tbh, who use the word love so carefreely. and maybe it has something to do with the fact that spiderverse is animated, but its just really refreshing and sweet, its adorable to hear every time and shows how close and family-like all the spiders got so quickly!

we all know about astrology lesbians, but i'd like to submit for your consideration: mbti bisexuals

oh, fair enough

sorry for acting so strange & irregular it will happen again

i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever

please know that when i type a lone "?" i am tilting my head slightly to the right and am staring at you blankly in confusion and curiosity

i’m starting to realize the “friendship where we bully each other” thing is a complicated subject for me, because as a survivor of bullying and my interests being mocked for basically my entire life, i don’t really find it funny or endearing when pals do it. i don’t mind gentle insults and inside jokes, but idk, there has to be a point where you go “maybe i shouldn’t cut on my friend’s new oc or special interest” and stop yourself. i think we should all try a little harder to know that boundary and not put our friends in those situations

It’s the difference between teasing and bullying.

It’s all about boundaries

Have you ever met someone on the internet that you liked so much that you sometimes sit there and think “Oh man there are people who are lucky enough to see this person IN THE FLESH ON A REGULAR BASIS and I wonder if they realize how LUCKY they are”