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That's right, I killed nickelodeon slime. How, you ask? Calliope.

I wish I hadn't lost the instruction manual for horses.

50% of all marriages end in The Nixon Era.

After one year in the White House, how is Donald Trump finally letting loose? turntables.

What made my first kiss so awkward? Equius.

Arby's: We Have Tavros.

My generation is going to be known for gay culture and a can of aerosol parmesan cheese.

What’s the latest bullshit troubling my small Southern farm? unaligned chakras.

I’m not like you. I’m Dave Strider.

Who's the crustiest? Nepeta.

Jesus is ICE agents.

When I was tripping on acid, Kanaya turned into a can of aerosol parmesan cheese.

What ended my last relationship? The Grand Highblood.

What made my first kiss so awkward? ritz crackers.

Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of Kanaya.

Who's the crustiest? a can of aerosol parmesan cheese.

During their midlife crisis, kicking beta bro in the jugular got really into nickleback.