10 Headcanons produced by this generator || Mun can confirm or deny for their muse
1. Ilya Rozanov's least favourite subject in school was Science.
I'm going to say that Ilya's least favorite subject was Russian history. Since Russia was freshly out being the Soviet Union while he was in school, propaganda still existed in their school system. He'd seen the corruption within his own family and found himself frustrated by praise of their government.
2. Ilya Rozanov wakes up on November 1st and starts decorating for Christmas.
I think he used to be bitter (or at the very least, neutral) about Christmas due to his family dynamics and his mother's death. After he left Russia for hockey, he wouldn't even go back to the country for the holidays. It's not until he's with Shane that Ilya begins to enjoy Christmas again. He really loves spending time with Shane and his family.
I'm not sure if he'd be up for decorating first thing during November, but I can see him growing more excited as the holidays get closer.
3. Ilya Rozanov is smart but also very stupid.
I mean... I see no lie here. He can be very smart with certain subjects in school and with hockey. He's great at improvising and thinking on his feet (hence how he's able to chirp so well at other players). He's also extremely observant of other people and can notice things much faster than the average person.
However, he can be a dumbass because he used to take extreme risks; consequences be damned. He can be very impulsive, which can get him in trouble. Sometimes his ignorance of certain subjects can lead to him seemng "stupid" to some people, but he is very inquisitive if the topic interests him.
4. Ilya Rozanov has chronic nightmares.
I'd say he did get nightmares a lot after his mother died, but they became worse as his depression worsened. I think it takes getting treatment and counseling for his nightmares to calm down.
5. Ilya Rozanov sucks at saying tongue twisters.
I could see him being good with Russian tongue twisters, but English ones? He would struggle with those. lol
6. Ilya Rozanov tells dad jokes.
I think he would initially call out dad jokes that he sees fellow players make; namely Hayden. But after he has kids of his own, he would likely start having his own brand of "dad jokes."
7. Ilya Rozanov hates being alone.
Hard agree. Especially when his depression gets worse. Ilya is more likely to have a breakdown when he's alone rather than when he's around someone he trusts. Whenever Shane has to leave for Montreal, he often spirals by himself. Even before Shane, I think that part of his reasoning for hook ups was to prevent himself from getting lost in his own head. Hook ups gave him both distractions and company.
However, I do think that after he starts his medication and therapy, he gets a lot better with coping with lonliness.
8. Ilya Rozanov is very good at using chopsticks.
I actually think he struggled with this at first. He didn't eat much Asian food while growing up in Russia. He only started eating Asian cuisine after he moved to the United States/Canada. He got proficient at using chopsticks after a lot of practice.
9. Ilya Rozanov is great with kids.
Well, this isn't even a headcanon. This is just straight up canon. We know he's great with kids from the books. I mean, the guy helps run a children's summer camp. He works with kids all the time.
Though, I do think that even with this strength of his, he would still initially be anxious about being a father. Since he didn't really grow up with a great father figure, he would be worried about becoming like Grigory.
10. Ilya Rozanov is awful with technology and doesn't know how to use a smart phone.
I don't agree with this. He's proficient enough with technology. He's not knowledgeable like a software engineer, but he doesn't need to be. He grew up with technology for a good chunk of his life.
Bonus: Ilya Rozanov is a top.
I mean, this is canon too. He doesn't really have much interest in being a bottom. If he's with Shane for the rest of his life, the only way he might try bottoming is if Shane showed an interest in experimenting. Otherwise, he's happy with their current dynamic.
Though, if Ilya was with someone else who DOES have a history of topping (like, say, Scott Hunter or anyone else who switches), I could see him being curious about it after he grows to trust them. It's not something he would want from just anyone.
Stole the idea from: @payingtheprice and some other people I saw on the dash doing this.
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