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problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.
see when people try and nitpick me because i call my dog "my dog" when it's technically "the family dog".......well first of all i still call my brother "my brother" and not "the family boy". although maybe that should change. second of all sorry i'm still thinking about the family boy. btw i fell asleep while making this post last night and i think you can tell
Very tenuous link to one of my favourite tweets
extremely underrated subgenre of tumblr post: when someone makes a general statement about something, and another person offers a counter-statement that's just completely nonsensical, and the OP just agrees instantly even if it makes no sense at all
examples:
someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....
Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.
Had a soul-searing moment where I sat unblinking trying to figure out what a "hand sewn 18th century butthole" could be for, until I read that again.
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Pro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you.
Dear pro-censorship wattpad refugees:
Ao3's code is open source. If you want a pro-censorship fanfic site so badly, YOU CAN CREATE ONE. You can copy ao3's code and you can make your own website that functions the same as ao3 and you can add whatever censorship elements you want to it.
And frankly I'm at the point where I wish someone WOULD GO AND DO THIS. Like, please build it, actually. Please go and build the pro-censorship platform of your dreams.
Because then whenever someone gets upset at the fact that ao3 has no censorship, we can direct them to your alternate platform, and we can stop having this annoying as fuck song and dance any time the puritans discover ao3's no-censorship rule.
"Don't like? Dont read" has always been a fantastic guideline but if someone creates a pro-censorship alternative then we can expand DLDR out to ao3 as a whole. "Have a moral objection to ao3? Thats fine! Don't use it! Go and use [alternative platform] instead."
Like i am being so serious, PLEASE can someone build this so that ao3-users have somewhere ee can direct the pro-censorship folk to
affirmations when opening a stuck jar:
I am stronger than the jar
I know what left and right are
smashing the jar will make a mess
I have strong and dextrous hands
I have opened jars before and I will open jars again
In light of Wattpad being struck with even tighter censorship rules, I think we all need to make a concentrated effort to be even freakier on AO3
Your capacity for evil is showing
does it make me look cute

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Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
Uh.
Point of order.
King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.
This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.
King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.
He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties
But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.
that's my smug ass grill the grid champion
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reiterating this point here
ao3 is an incredibly simple website, if you struggle so much that you deem it unusable then you may need to educate yourself of the bare basics of how the internet works
LET THE FREAKS HAVE THEIR ONE THING