como la flor

Do you kids know how hard it is to hyper fixate on shit as a goddamn adult?? Sorry boss I know you need those files done but I’m too busy giggling like a goddamn school girl over a fictional man

“you’re so quiet” bro it's literally so loud in my brain.

no language should be mocked other than french

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

This will never not be funny and I will never not reblog it.

my vibes arent off i am cursed theres a difference

whew ok, time to work! ..okay. okay. let’s get started. …,,okeyy ah lets do this. yep…. okay. yes sir lets do this. let’s get started….just gonna start now yep. ,,okay. okay. okayy. ok. …ok..okey…..alright ok.. right hhh

me emailing my college professors: hi bestie! i can't do this today

"invest in your future" "build your career" "make professional connections" "grind" 🤢

after a long week of sküle, george glass kicks back with a tropical smüthie from dennys

One day you’ll have to answer to the Lord.

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't

anyone who was an ugly girl in middle school has incredible social perception now. like no other life experience trains you to spot fake niceness like that