teamspeak... out of context

"I tried to give him a tongue using a lobster"

"I've been telling you that you can be a prostitute for years."

“I was thinking we get him something practical... like an E-Z bake oven.”

“You need a lot of floorspace for an orgy, I am a man with needs...”

I sexually identify as a TCP packet" -Nathan

“I really wanted everyone to pull their dicks out...”

"I'll quit my job and go to New mexico for your wedding, getting a one way."         - Squirrell

“ROBOTS GET ME OFF!!”

“Are you implying I’m inferior because I’m Italian? I’m also German, so that’s impossible!”

"What language was that, dwarven?" - North

“I was too busy makin' my way downtown and got bodied because of it”

“I want to see a horse-onified depiction of heart failure”

"I can taste the truthfullness in your mouth.”

“Oh chef, whaddup!? It’s dat Boyardee!”

"’C'mon guys, Incest isn't that bad’ said the southerner"

“It looks like the teacher has now been teached”