Supreme Meme Elation Station

i have decided to stop being depressed and start being hot again

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

you mean to tell me there are people who don't make little creature noises on a daily basis? wild

Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.

InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation

They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

That's the fucking whoville Christmas band contraption that drove the grinch to madness

someone accused me of feigning a sexual attraction to spiders for clout. there's easier ways to get clout, man.....

Someone once called my 22 minute hand sewn 18th century buttonhole tutorial video "Empty, clout driven content" so I think some people will just say anything.