Ludwig Falk

Could be.

Then show me lad!

That was actually just a really terrible joke, and I’m a terrible dancer.

Because I'm any better?

Yes.

Then dance like you mean it! woop woop.

So.. Whatever. You just looked swag! And now you can woo the ladies by saying you got into a fight and they should “See the other guy”.

That's a brilliant idea! But hey, black eye or not, I'm just gonna give them the look and they'll melt by the second.

Oh, come on dude! It was funny as fuck. The only fun part of the night.

Yeah yeah, you just kept laughing, while I was sitting there with a black eye...

Yeah mate. And stop with that creepu smile, you fucker. Oh, and in case you didn’t remember - Last night you didn’t know why your eyes were blinking. Have you figured that out. 

Ugh God... Please don't remind me of that. The pain just made it hurt everytime I blinked, and so... I didn't know why I kept blinking.

Fuck, I just wanna go back to sleep. Fucked up night last night.

Definately... but hey, we had a good time afterwards, aye?

Of course not. You know, I wonder how you’d look with two black eyes.

Wow, playing all cool and stuff? Do something about it or keep wondering.

Well, good luck having it happen again. 

Who mentioned anything about me wanting it to happen again? I'll tell you what.. Keep your luck. You need it more than I do.

I’d say it’s even. And there you go again with the fucking Brandy. Brandon. My name is Brandon.

Not to me it isn't! You'll always be the cutest little Brandy ever seen on this earth... snap!

Having hope just makes the let down even worse, kid.

Expectation makes the let down even worse than hope does... Brandy!

And I’m glad I didn’t. But you seemed to be enjoying yourself before that.

True shit. That no-one can take away from me!

Oh, no. You really expect me to give up the chance to enjoy your pain?

Didn't expect that, no, but you gotta have hope. Hallelujah!