Elsie Schrotthaufen's Book of Wonders

The Hay Fever Fairy has come to bless little Reginald.

Like HBO or waffles or very determined house cats!

Also at the library, the car wash, and the supermarket.

Dinnertime at Red Lobster

Known to the gang over at marketing as Shits and Pricks.

Another tragic victim of Godspell Syndrome.

"I keep meaning to tell you we're completely out of that intensive-care moisturizer."

My sources tell me that this is a true and accurate representation of the Golden Ratio.

The birth of sourdough.

As a longtime tramp and communist, I can tell you that this is definitely the way to go.

Unusual photograph of the earliest known tanning booth.

Horses are responsible for more hearing problems than was previously suspected.

"Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Rick Astley? Are you joking?"

The new improved Roomba! Wherever find alien technologies are sold.

Welcome to the Pantone Hotel!

The smell of cellophane got Amanda high as a kite.

It's right after Gravy and Grapefruit Week.