beatles and monkees confessions

"i want to pick ringo up by the scruff of his neck and throw him in the air"

Mike Nesmith is like a mother to me. I can’t explain it. He’s just my mom. He’s just so momcoded. When I am about to go outside I hear his voice in the back of my head going “and where are YOU going WITHOUT A JACKET?”

"every time i see an image of john i start clawing at the walls and chewing the furniture"

"i wrote a 9 page monkees fan fiction where theyre all trapped in the desert and peter passes out due to heat exhaustion and the others decide to kill and eat peter"

"whenever paul mccartney sends texts out on groupme i send ominous or weird texts back bc i know he’ll never see them"

"i think paul mccartney has the face of kewpie doll And he is also built like one a little bit. he looks like he should be holding a comically large lollipop with a rainbow pinwheel hat on and he is So Small that it flies him up into the air. Also he's wearing a little sailor uniform. This is my fantasy"

"i want to put davy through the washing machine"

"paul is slowly becoming my favorite beatle and i feel bad about it. I'm just so obsessed with everything he does."

"I cant stop seeing the monkees meatlocker box wherever i go it has gotten so bad that when i buy things that are square shaped in the store i think about the fucking box. I am also trapped the monkee curse is real and i will never get out"

"my father went to school with sean lennon! It was at the private boarding school ‘Institut Le Rosey in Rolle’ in Switzerland. I think it was around 1988 or 87’"

"sometimes when i’m depressed i just think about paul’s ass in help the movie so i can lighten up. also he and linda are my favourite lesbian couple"

"i think john would have had it in him to be the gay monkee but he would have suffered"

"i wish davy was a little purse dog i would make him wear a cunty little sweater and put clips in his hair"

"if paul mccartney was a doll i’d try to hand feed him carrots and grains like a horse and then clean up his chin with a little rag and then tuck him into bed and read him a beautiful bedtime story"

"i wholeheartedly believe john lennon and mike nesmith were having freaknasty sex on the regular"

"Paul mccartney should eat his guitar on stage with a fork & knife it might make him more interesting"

"if john lennon was an axe murderer i would honestly lose a bit of my self-preservation skills i will be honest"