B-B-B-Bones?

-for human designs i see rusty as black and dorothy as half white half mexican

-quincy leeway is trans (which kind?) yeag

-cornelius would love to be a grandpa but thinks he isn't "deserving enough" to be one

-seabrass retold the story of quest to his son to replace all the humanoids with robots (this ones just a fun way to interpret it ig not so much as whats actually canon)

-fen and dorothy have met up at some point but fen doesn't recognize her and vice versa

-orik and gilgamech were the situationship of the century and i feel like no ones talking about it enough

-dora if she was human would either wear a hijab with pretty decorations and her funny hat or would have princess leia buns and her funny hat theres no in between

-idk if we talk nearly enough about the drinks served in bars in this universe, moonshine is corrosive to both humans and bots so obviously they ain't drinking that in the bars across the games but are they drinking water? flavored water? alcohol? do they enjoy drinks similar to human drinks or do they drink battery acid and crossfaded as hell? i'm dying to know

-ivanski and fen are ceos of "i hate those stupid fucking clowns" club

(jkjk) i think ivanski and fen would be fantastic friends with their mutual gnc af overlap and ivanskis very sweet form of masculinity. their similar range in guns would lead to them being on very similar wavelength, i wanna see them interact more-

-yarrow being the name of the lush overgrowth in dig 2 tickles me since in an almost apocalyptic earth i think a super common plant mutating and taking over a massive dark cave and attracting bugs and mushrooms that have probably mutated due to the moonshine reservoirs so its more or less a similar ecosystem as before just heightened in hostility bc well. yanno

-piper goes to the various bars with her crew in my brain they are all playing cards and having drinks and listening and dancing to spg, at least they do when the games over-

-piper with fen romantically? yes i hear you!! this slaps-

piper with fen as ride or die platonic homies that'll never leave the other and have a relationship just a little undefined but still very caring and loving? oh fuck hang on i- hang on i need- oh my god i

-rusty having a friendship with dorothy is sweet but it kind of fucks me up that we never get to know more about his relationships with most people, his only known family died and most people in tumbleton wanted to make money off him. hes humble and works hard because he simply wants to/ "can't stop" once it started but oh man the fact that he gets slowly taken over by vectron to the point that he himself might be more vec tech than steambot now makes me even more sad that dorothy and fen have never reunited officially, after the shock of it all subsides having dorothy and her two vectron bot friends being able to reconcile what happened to the earth would be juicy as hell. especially after rusty probably thought he was gonna die being a generator, having another bot who is part vectron to talk to would be a fun dynamic

-seabrass and billy in heist 2 are definitely having the situationship of the century and we aren't talking about it nearly enough /j

-armilly draws doodles on her things and sometimes on the rest of her parties things, just scribbles and stick figures mostly, hearts on copernicas notes

-i think judy hasn't seen as many things as she boasts to, there are quite a few things she hasn't done as a pirate but would rather die than let anyone know

-beacon and tristan would be very funny friends, to me i can't stop thinking about tristan hyping the shit out of beacon til they relent and go "b-b-b-believe it!" and tristan starts yelling so loud you can hear him three ships away

-listen i know we love using spg songs from heist as art inspo but none of you see the vision as i do where latum alterum yayaya is a quincy leeway anthem and lying awake is a fen anthem