BYE LOVERS

I love the hiatus talk but also. Guys... Guys. Guys you didn't answer the question. Guys the hiatus wasn't a creative project. Guys.... Guys .. guys please. Please I wanna hear about your creative process and ideas please you hate me so bad

I'm afraid my fav type of destiel freak4freak isn't just the grace-kink, power outage, lite bdsm, incoherent Dean, but rather the overly described poetic evocative smut that's actually just very regular vanilla missionary if you take an objective step back. With like. Support pillows for the hips and creaking knees. Dean needing a hand back up from kneeling. Impala being too cramped. "I'm not 20 anymore". Jensen Dean handing Cas his chewed gum. Cas being horny for Dean for reasons that have nothing to do with how conventionally attractive he is. Just give me Destiel being intimate in a way that's concerning to the public

Cas almost getting the hang of human small talk at stores except "my brother" never really flows naturally into the conversations and "my family member," and "my housemate" sounds weird. He usually gets drawn into conversations about people taking about their spouses, so he just says, commiserating, "My... Dean gets irritated about something similar."

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

I won an evil laugh competition last night

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

make out with a frenemy. buy noise cancelling headphones. wear office inappropriate attire. quit a toxic workplace. improve your apartment. start a dog walking sidegig. get on first name basis with your local librarians. bully politicians at town hall meetings. get an unexpected piercing. cultivate farmer's market connections. trade recipes with a gossipy old neighbor. unionize your apartment complex. move to the countryside. let a friend take you larping. keep a sword on your mantleplace

get a tattoo on your 40th birthday. be tempted to buy a loom. do a charity drag show. sue your landlord. buy a really nice kitchen appliance. volunteer at an anarchist soup kitchen. rediscover a tv show you watched when you were 8. spam your state senators. shop at asian grocery stores. do cosplay. buy trans flags in bulk and mount them along the highway. go viral for unexpected reasons. move in with your best friend. make lemoncello with leftover lemon rinds. run for school board membership. explore pegging.

update: i'm delighted to report this post has been responsible for at least one person dumping his ass

update: three four people

Omg

Why is the lighting on this so dramatic? Is this an eldritch pie? Is it poisoned? Is it magic? If I eat it will I see visions of the future? Will I astrally project into a blueberry?