rat bastard(tm)

hey welcome to my evil lair, good job beating my minions. yeah hold on before i fight you let me just stand directly underneath this massive iron chandelier held up by four ropes connected to big stakes at each corner of the room. like an idiot

Somehow cutting the ropes does not change its balance or make it swing away from the middle of the room; all four are redundantly holding it up from the dead center. I just like how the ropes look.

well, you know what they say—to hang a large and dangerous chandelier, you need 4 ropes attached to sconces with 50 hp apiece at each corner of the room

shane hollander bouncing on it in the passenger seat of ilya’s faggy orange lamborghini aventador hitting his head on the ceiling bump bump bump because it’s a really small fucking car send post

blogger is a portmanteau of blood ogre

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

You wanna talk EDGY and PROBLEMATIC Ilya Rozanov headcanons?? MyIlya 100% texts while driving.

What I mean to say is that it's very easy to delude yourself into believing you are more in tune with your environment when your environment is not actively hostile to your existence in every conceivable way

not even joking this is one of the worst possible changes that i could've reasonably conceived of to happen to video games.

when i was a kid my parents bought me an inflatable doll of the Scream by Edvard Munch (??) that was significantly taller than i was at the time and i used to slow-dance with it and pretend it was my boyfriend. It had its hands attached to its head obviously so it felt like he was always a bit horrified to be forced to dance with me

I love this website I love it when people tell us what's wrong with them

"hot girls do this" "hot girls do that" you bore me. ugly and cold women rise

WARNING IF YOU HAVE A JOB DO NOT DO A JOYOUS AND LOVELY ACTIVITY WITH YOUR HOMIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK OR ELSE YOU WILL TRICK YOURSELF INTO THINKING ITS THE WEEKEND WHEN ITS REALLY ONLY WEDNESDAY!!!

This post was made by corp execs to trick you into bring miserable

hey can i get a quick headcount: who reads a post like this and actually thinks im telling people not to spend time with their friends on wednesdays instead of reasoning "oh he probably did something fun with friends on a Wednesday, and now he is lamenting that he has to go to work the next morning"

why does my caladium act like she is starving for light. hang on

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

transfixed by the flabby, silky softness of older women’s arms