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Viktor: Mom, I can’t do this anymore. I hate this marriage, I want to get divorced! And that kid? She’s a nuisance.

Victoria: Well, you should have thought of that before you got Yeji pregnant. I won’t tolerate a divorce, you hear? Marriage is sacred.

Viktor: Mom... you knew?

Lilith: Yeji, are you happy here?

Yeji: I think you should go, Lilith. You’ve overstayed your welcome. Not that you were welcome here in the first place.

Lilith: Answer me, Yeji. Are you happy?

Yeji: Gloria, what did I tell you about asking strangers to hold you? Don’t ever do that.

Gloria: Up! Up! Up!

Yeji: Li..Lilith? What the hell are you doing here?

Lilith: Woah, Yeji. You’ve changed a lot. You look... good. But your personality? Not so much.

Yeji: Shut up and just tell me what you’re doing here. How did you even find me?

Lilith: Words fly around fast in the vampire community and I wanted to see with my own eyes if the rumors about you were true. 

Yeji: And?

*Knock Knock*

Viktor: Sorry mom, and thanks.

Victoria: Anything for my little boy.

Viktor: I’m not your little boy anymore, mom! I’m 200 years old!

Victoria: Wow! While it would’ve have been nice to know about you two before the wedding, I must say my congratulations! I’ve always wanted my Viktor to get married and have grandchildren. 

Vlad: How about we give them a congratulation gift?

Victoria: Fantastic idea, dear. How about we buy them a nice house to live in?

Viktor: I’ve been married... for a while now. I just never got around to introducing you.

Vlad: I can tell you guys have been married for a bit, I sense a nooboo.

Yeji: Would you like to feel, sir?

Yeji: Hello, Mrs. and Mrs. Straud.

Victoria Straud: And who are you?

Viktor: Mom, this is my wife, Yeji Song.