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artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

Y’all be saying “world heritage post” to anything but this is actually what a a UNESCO world heritage post looks like

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

good.

Can’t a man have confidence tumblr user ‘tyhplosion’?

HELLO???????????????

i want this

I like this meme because the stock photos make it seem like the same woman but 10 years older.

do you think that if smithers ever topped mr burns and he was trying to last longer by holding it in, mr burns would say “smithers, release the hounds” to let him know he can c

yes or no answers only please

smithers would never top next question