bogwaterman

*reading my old journal entries* this chick has problems

About to fight a alt chic and she starts taking out her piercings for 10 minutes like the people in action movies unloading an unreasonable amount of weapons from their person

Ok…. Odd…. Why you have your toddies out

Dolce AND gabbana???

Your solemn demeanor and pierced ears have charmed me

Beautiful nose. And tits, sir.

I don’t think I need access to big girl substances

He’s kinda cute but in a gross way

Feeling the wind on your gooch just does something to you

*pic of hip tat and chick has her hand over the lady bits* girl why are you clutching your pearls

I’m gonna start chewing on my steering wheel he’s so fine

Sorry for being weird earlier our atoms have been intertwined since the beginning of time

Never mind heartbreak and loss, I’ve been so sleepy all day and when I got home I was so excited about going to bed that I wasn’t sleepy anymore

Feels like I’m waiting for my husband to return from war(my favorite fanfic hasn’t been updated in months)

Love me a tortured man