by talos these bitches are gay

having long distance friends is so fucked. do you wanna come over to my house and play (it will cost us 1 william dollars)

in an astounding coincidence, the right level of technology happens to be the exact one I was surrounded with growing up

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

how devastating that i cannot listen to all the world’s music…

how beautiful that i get to try…

my girlfriends and i like to take edibles and make 3d graphics for video games. call that high poly

one must imagine sisyphus bouncing and moaning on it

call me a palindrome bc im doin it both ways!!!!

she told me she wanted to get into pet play so now she’s only allowed to communicate through a set of talking buttons

walking into the BDSM club and casting freedom of movement on everyone and ruining their night