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I love the word voluptuous, it’s just such a beautiful word to say, and describe things with

That woman is so voluptuous

That taco is so voluptuous

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when people mispronounce it as "volumptuous" i go Spears-in-2007 crazy

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uoa

"I’m not much but I’m all I have."

Philip K. Dick. (via uoa)

Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got.

Robert Brault

#moving on #moving forward #get over it

product plus

unsweetened coffee stirring with a plastic spoon yum -- carcinogens!

#carcinogens #product plus #cradle to cradle #i love coffee

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don't shave your pussy quell temptation to drunk text T.dot's finest cock

#hussy life #slu #hoe #only god can judge me #birth control

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frogger

daily dilemma: crossing six lanes for coffee … I’m not awake yet!

#coffee #i love coffee #brb dead #roadkill #smushed

Facebook cover photo I made; but since it’s full bleed black, you can make whatever the fuck you want of it. Social neTWERK responsibly. xo

#swag #swagu #facebook #lol #i pledge allegiance to the swag #pledge of allegiance

it's okay; just take my hand.

Wesley, The Baby Bachelor

#jimmy kimmel #when did he get so funny #the baby bachelor #cutie patootie

no one gives a shit

look - i'm so healthy! protein shake + treadmill = selfie ... fuckin' bougie bitch

#i don't like you #have a hamburger #just ate a bag of pretzles so fuck you #and your abs

geometrydaily

#326 Triagons/Hexangles

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and do so humbly

always remember: appreciate what you have or seek forgiveness

#i learn the hard way #life lessons

xi.

and this, too, shall pass; you'll reflect on it one day, and see how you've grown

#maybe the last #maybe not #that was then #this is now #life has a steep learning curve

subway stares

staring ain’t polite but those pimples be juicy please let me pop one

#acne #i'm not trying to be rude #but hey pimpley boy i'm feeling you #now usually i don't do this

we all have chapters we would rather keep unpublished

Lord Grantham of Downton Abbey

#Downton Abbey #life's a lesson

popeye's

buttermilk biscuits delicious, deep-fried chicken what is willpower?

#chicken #finger licking #popeye's #yum

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danieldowneyjr

This is a concept from an image I first illustrated a few years back where I was really happy with the idea - but wanted to eventually revisit as I felt my initial execution was lackluster. So what you’re looking at is the version 2.0 - for an article about individuals who bottom out their credit to satiate their want of the latest fashion/material goods.

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essentially my last haiku, visualized

#you get me #poor but well dressed

fashion poverty

credit card in hand S/S 2013 ... damn you, free shipping!

#debt #playing dress-up #they always get you with the free shipping

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