happy secret samol!! my gift was for @ravenwarner, who had a great prompt about putting hieron characters into the divine cycle. i made hella & adelaide paper dolls!! with one outfit each from counter/weight, twilight mirage, and partizan/palisade - this was SO much fun to work on!
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the Entire Point of the batman mythos to me is making something meaningful out of a random and pretty senseless act of violence, and then helping a bunch of other people do that too. every time a writer makes joe chill a time traveler or dick grayson have a magical tooth or gives jason todd the blood of the ancients and everything is just a massive conspiracy or whatever the fuck they're just completely missing the point, which is that painful things happen, for reasons we may never understand, and we have to contend with them.
that's the staying power of the fantasy! it's not actually being a billionaire who can beat up a million ninjas with his bare hands and has a really cool car. if you think that's the fantasy you got caught up in the trappings. it's that you could take the worst moment of your life and make meaning out of the howling empty void of grief by using it to help people!
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im relistening to counter/weight and it's (almost) the marielda 10 year anniversary so ive been going thru my friends at the table feelings.... it's also the ten year anniversary of Me starting listening to fatt (i started sometime in the summer of 2016, listening to counter/weight and hieron somewhere as c/w was ending and the break before marielda was happening - the first episodes i heard live were marielda) and it's sooo......... my little 18-turning-19-year-old brain went crazy for counter/weight. there was nothing like it, to me. i just got to the sermon of sister rust (for like, the third time bc i keep restarting this episode) and i remember SOO vividly how it hit the first time. there was music in the show prior, obvi, the theme song etc, but i still was like what!!! u can do this!!!! it was just soo much fun discovering from nothing (at time i'd never played a ttrpg and heard i think one ttrpg podcast) what it could look/sound like when a small group of creative talented ppl got together to tell a good story well in this medium, and it blew my mind. i loveeeeed it. i still do!!!!!!!!!
I now know all your faces. If there is an afterlife, Iām gonna come back ā and fucking kill all of you. And if there isnāt an afterlife, Iām still gonna find a way.
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Secret Samol pinch hit for banneduser on Bluesky! "Depictions of any of the above ships comforting each other after a tough fight or even just a bad day" -- I couldn't resist drawing Veile and Elena being bunkmates and a little gay about it
you ever have to go sell some guy's goku car after work but he might be a vampire
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Transcript:
Ali: I could be, I could be Joey Trevino [laughs].
Sylvi: Oh my god.
Ali: And call up Nate, and be like, whatās going on with the car, buddy?
Keith: Would that too easily solve that I donāt know where Iām supposed to take it? Or, do I think youāre lying to me?
Sylvi: It could beā it could be him calling being like, why havenāt you picked it up yet?
Keith: Oh right, this is the seller of the car.
Janine: Whatā I have an idea, I have an idea. What if he just got his wisdom teeth out, and heās got cotton balls in his cheeks, and you think heās a vampire.
[Keith howls with laughter, Ali wheezes]
Sylvi: Oh my god.
Keith: Does that too easily solve anything for ya?
Ali: chuckles]
Keith: This smacks of the undead!
[Janine and Ali chuckle]
Ali: Brrrrrrng brng! Brrrrrrng brng!
Keith (as Nathaniel): Uh, yeah.
Ali: [wheezing] Itās realā I have to do this?
Keith: Yeah.
Janine: You can putā
Ali: [muffled noises, and then muffled laughter]
Ali (as Joey): Hello?
Janine: Maybe less. Maybe a bit less.
Ali: Okay. Yeah, okay.
Ali (as Joey): [muffled] Hello? Are you there?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Hello?
[Ali wheezes]
Ali (as Joey): [muffled voice] Itās Joey.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Uh sorry, whoās calling?
Ali (as Joey): Itās Joey.
Keith (as Nathaniel): This is Joeyās phone, who are you?
Ali (as Joey): No no no, Iām Joey. Iām calling Nate.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Speaking.
[Ali wheezes]
Ali (as Joey): Whatās up, bro?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Uh, nothing. Whatās up, whatās going on?
Ali (as Joey): You didnāt pick up the car yet.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Yeah. Iām at work, like I said.
Ali (as Joey): I know! But like, come out.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Itās the middle of the day, canāt you come outside?
Ali (as Joey): No bro, I canāt. Iām hurting extremely. Because Iām on medication.Ā
Keith (as Nathaniel): Medication.
[Ali wheezes]
Ali (as Joey): Yeah, IāĀ
Keith: Okay.
Ali (as Joey): Put two and two together.Ā
Janine: Is there any vampire medication?
Keith (as Nathaniel): I think Iām very quickly putting two and two together.
[Ali laughs]
Ali (as Joey): When are you gonna pick it up?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Look. Iāll come right after work.
Ali (as Joey): When is that?
Keith (as Nathaniel): If. If, you can do me one thing.
Ali (as Joey): Um. It depends on the thing.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Get a newspaper with todayās date, take a selfie of you outside in the sun, and send it to me?
Ali (as Joey): What are you talking about? I canātā
Janine: Mirror selfie. Mirror selfie would work too.
Ali: [chuckles]
Ali (as Joey): Bring me a newspaper. I canāt go get a newspaper, I canāt drive.
Keith (as Nathaniel): I canāt bring you a newspaper, you donāt have aā you donāt get the news?
Ali (as Joey): No! What are you talking about?
Keith (as Nathaniel): How do you get your news?
Ali (as Joey): [short pause] TV.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Oh. Sure. TV.
Ali: [wheezes]
Ali (as Joey): You donāt watch Channel 3?
Keith (as Nathaniel): I donāt watch Channel 3ādo they even make channels that low?
Ali: [laughs]
Ali (as Joey): You donāt watch Primetime? You donāt watch Weather Hour?
Keith (as Nathaniel): No!
Ali (as Joey): You donāt watch the Weather Hour DJ set?
Keith (as Nathaniel): No! I have aā
Janine: Frying Time? Is one of those Frying Time?
Keith (as Nathaniel): [chuckles] I actually didnāt catch that last one, what was the last one?
Ali (as Joey): [laughs] The Weather Hour DJ set?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Weather Hour DJ setāno, I have a subscription to an observatory and they call me twice a day to tell me the weather forecast.
Ali (as Joey): When are you picking up the car?
Sylvi: [laughs]
Keith (as Nathaniel): Iām picking up the car when you take a selfie in front of a bathroom mirror.
Ali (as Joey): Um, I donāt recall that we know each other that well, Iām really flattered? But Iām on medication right now, so I donāt think that likeā
Keith (as Nathaniel): Norā just a normal picture! Just in the bathroom!
Janine: Just FaceTime in the bathroom.
Ali (as Joey): I just think that like, you know, when I feel love, we can go out to dinner or whatever? But Iām not gonna like send you a picture.
Keith (as Nathaniel): What do you think Iām asking you for?
Ali (as Joey): For a selfie. With myself in the bathroom, bro.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Yeah. Itās not that weird.
Ali: [wheezes] Sorrā [laughs] I justā [wheezes]
Sylvi: Yeah, youā
Ali: Iāve been biting off the fuckingā [wheezes] sleeve of my sweather this whole timeā [laughs]
Keith: [bursts out in laughter]
Janine: You committed so well, you deserve toā you deserve your rest. Youāve never committed to a bit more.
Sylvi: Itās soā! That was so good.
[Hard Luck Transition Music]
Ali (as Joey): [muffled] I sent the picture.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Okay. What is that?
Ali (as Joey): What do you mean?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Why are you all bloody?
Ali (as Joey): Iāve just got surgery, man! I canāt open and see, I got my teeth out.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Teeth out?
Ali (as Joey): I got my teeth out! I tried to get itā
Keith (as Nathaniel): Teeth out.
Ali (as Joey): Yeah yeah yeah. Doctor Yanko.
Keith (as Nathaniel): This is bad.
Janine: Doctor Yanko?
Ali: [wheezes]
Ali (as Joey): When are you picking up the car?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Doctor Yanko? I donāt even think Doctor Yanko lives in this town anymore.
Ali (as Joey): When do you get off work?
Keith (as Nathaniel): 5 oā clock.
Ali (as Joey): And, youāre getting here 5.30? 6? 5.15?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Yeah. Be there at 5.15.
Ali (as Joey): Okay. I just want you to knowā
Keith (as Nathaniel): I canāt understand you. Bye.
[Ali laughs, Janine chuckles]
Ali: Wonderful.Ā
Keith: How wet is your sleeve?
Ali: [laughs] Not as bad as you think, I think the first bite was worse than the second one, obviously?
Sylvi: Damn, vampire moment.
[Hard Luck Transition Music]
Keith: No, I donāt knock on the door. I go over to the car, and I yell for Joeyā do we know who Joey is? Whoās playing Joey? Waitā
Sylvi: It was Ali before.
Keith: Ali was playing Joey.
Ali: I was Joey at the time, yeah.
Keith: Yeah. Would you like to remain Joey?
Ali: Sureā¦ [wheezes]
Keith: Sure.
Sylvi: [chuckles]
Keith (as Nathaniel): [shouting] Joey!!!
Ali (as Joey): Hold on. Hold on a second. Okay okay okay. Whatās poppinā, bro?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Come onā come out!!!
Ali: I come outside. [laughs]
Keith (as Nathaniel): Oh! Well what the fuck!
Ali: [wheezes] Iām like standing on the deck. Like the door. You know howā
Keith: Are youā is there an awning over you?
Ali: I think so, yeah. So like a concrete sails/step situation.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Come here! Come over here!
Ali (as Joey): What are you talking about?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Come give me the keys to the car!
Ali (as Joey): Iāll throw āem to you.
Keith (as Nathaniel): No! Come. Over!
Ali: [wheezes]
Ali (as Joey): Why do you keep fucking around, man?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Iām not fucking around. Youāre fucking around.
Ali (as Joey): I just need you to drop off this car.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Iām being serious about this. Deadly serious.
Ali: [snorts, chuckles]
Keith (as Nathaniel): Okay, lemmeā
Janine: Bring a stakeā did Nate bring a stake? I need to know.
Keith: Yeah, I almost tried to grab Jenny for this scene, and give her a backpack full of stakes.
Ali: [laughs]
Sylvi: We couldāve done that!
Keith: But I just had a different idea.
Janine: [chuckles]
Sylvi: Yeah, no worries.
Ali (as Joey): Okay. One second, one second, one second.
Ali: I go back inside. I put on a hoodie. I zip it up. I put the hood up [wheezes]. And then Iā Iām holding both of my hands in the kangaroo pocket, you know, how you put it in a kangaroo pocket.
Keith (as Nathaniel): What are you doing? Why are you doing that?
Ali (as Joey): Itās cold out.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Why didnāt you just come here? Itās not cold out! Itās four forty-five in July! It is eighty six degrees.
Ali: [wheezes]
Ali (as Joey): This weather is making me sleepy, man. And Iām cold. And itās not a great day for me. But Iām about to sell this car, itās all about to turn around.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Here. Catch!
Keith: I throw a head of garlic that I stole from produce.
Ali: [wheezes]
Ali (as Joey): What are you messing about my lawn for, man?
Keith (as Nathaniel): What, you just let it fall?
Ali (as Joey): Yeah, the birds will have it. I canāt chew, bro! What am I about to do with garlic?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Pick it up and toss it back to me.
Ali (as Joey): Oh my god. You want it back?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Yeah, I want it back.
Ali (as Joey): Youāre going to eat the floor garlic?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Itās covered in skin, itās fine.
Ali: I throw the keys next to the garlic.
Ali (as Joey): Go get it.
Keith (as Nathaniel): No, you go get it.
Ali (as Joey): What are you talking about, man?
Ali: [wheezes]
Ali (as Joey): Youāre acting really silly right now. And this isnāt really a silly day for me.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Itās insane that you think that Iām the one thatās acting silly, because youāre the one thatās acting silly, man!
Ali: [laughs, stifles laughter]
Ali (as Joey): Okay, fine.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Okay.
Ali (as Joey): You throwing things on the floor, expecting me to go get it.
Keith (as Nathaniel): Itās not the floor, itās the grass. And I was throwing it to you, and you let it bounce off of you. Hands in your pockets!
Ali (as Joey): This isnāt really the energy you had on the phone, by the way. I donāt thinkā
Keith (as Nathaniel): The stakes have been raised, Joey!
Sylvi: Oh no.
Keith (as Nathaniel): You better watch it that they donāt get raised any higher.
Ali (as Joey): I beg your pardon?
Keith (as Nathaniel): Cause when those stakes come down, itās your heart itāll be piercing!
Ali: [wheezes]
Sylvi: Holy fuck.
Ali (as Joey): You keep acting like that, youāre not piercing anybodyās heart, man. It was cuter before you know, send me a picture, send me a picture! I donāt know about this garlic shit.
Keith (as Nathaniel): I didnāt say send me a picture, send me a picture!
Ali: [laughs, wheezes]
Keith (as Nathaniel): I said, if you want me to sell your car, I need a photograph! Itās different!
Ali (as Joey): Yeah, okay so youā
Keith (as Nathaniel): Take your hands out of your pockets, pick up the garlic and the keys, and pass them over here.
Ali: [wheezes] I do that. I go and pick them upā I pick up the keys first,
Keith: Okay.
Ali: And then I hold the garlic in your hand.
Keith: In your hand?
Ali: Over, like I hold them both. [wheezes]
Keith: What do you mean, describe whatās happening. What am I seeing?
Ali: So theā the keys are against my palm.
Keith: Okay.
Ali: The garlic is on the keys. And then the tipsā [wheezes] the tips of my fingers are squeezing the garlic.
Keith: Okay.
Sylvi: Yeah, this is the type of guy whoād paint Goku on his car.
Ali: [wheezing]
Keith: Iām running up to Joeyā Iām running up to Joey, Iām going to pick him upā
Ali: What!
Keith: Take his hoodie off, and run into the sun.
Ali: [wheezes]
Sylvi: You gotta roll!
Ali: Yeah, youāre gonna have to roll for that.
Keith: Yeah! This is a roll, this is a Jock roll, yes.
Janine: But also, two Jock. This isā yeah, Mega Jock.
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