Bob Dylan stands on a rooftop in the dead of night, his nutsack blowing in the wind as he screams into the darkness, "I am Bob Dylan"

You walk into your living room and you see someone talking on the phone. It is Bob Dylan.  He hands it to you and before you can ask why, snatches it back.  ”It’s not for you” he snarls. He then proceeds to drop the phone, giggle and run down your hall.

bob dylan waiting anxiously in a vacant parking lot. he looks around, seeing the occasional blurry figure walk by, but never towards him. from behind he hears a quiet ‘a-hem’. he turns to see donovan. he has waited for this moment for days. he pressed a button on his nearby stereo, which played a steady beat. the rap battle promptly begins

you are taking a stroll in the park around 1 am suddenly a man emerges from behind the bushes "youre bob dylan" you whisper "thats me" he chuckles sadly. he cries

you walk up to bob dylan on the street with a trumpet you play with a harmon mute, and it sounds like a harmonica bob dylan is deceived he cries

It’s Bob Dylan’s birthday. He sits in his cabin in the middle of the woods and Donovan is still chained to his wall. Bob stares down at a single cupcake with one lit candle. Carefully he picks it up and brings it over to Donovan. Holding the candle under Donovan’s nose and looking up at him with tears in his eyes he asks, “Please sing for me?” Donovan sighs and accidentally blows out the candle. Bob stares at the candle then back at Donovan. Angered, he removes the candle and smashes the cupcake into Donovan’s face. “May you stay forever young,” he whispers in Donovan’s ear. He storms out of the cabin muttering to himself, “I’m Bob Dylan and today is my birthday.”

It's a nice, spring, sunday morning. You arrive late to your yoga lessons, only to see Bob Dylan as the yoga instructor. He advises to start with warm ups first. As he touches his toes, he loudly whispers, "everybody must get toned."

It’s your 21st birthday and your friends take you to a strip club. While enjoying the show someone whispers in your ear “Don’t tell me let me guess your name.” You are startled and jump out of your seat but tumble to the ground, your shoe laces tied together, you look up to see a topless Bob Dylan looking into your eyes.

a knocking on your window wakes you up. you walk to the window to investigate but an acoustic guitar flies through the it. glass is everywhere on the ground. bob dylan hovers in ur room sitting on a hovering skateboard. he jumps off it and onto your back like a cute koala. he whispers seductively “wanna visit highway 69”

bob dylan invites you into his home. you walk through the door and suddenly he tells you that you must put on the mast he is handing you. it is a mask of his face you look around there are ten other bob dylans what is going on

 bob dylan walks desiree down the aisle at her wedding to kayla