Moments

Who wants to see a FAT otter. A real ROUND boy. A HUGE man. A CHUNKY guy.

The most tender gaze.

Tiger slow-blink and hand-holding. MY HEART.

relationship goals

I thought it wasn’t possible to crack an egg in your palm like that how to fuck did he

This is a good one 12/10

this is legit my favorite vine compilation ever, i’m crying

#Erin your friend Jackie is in it and it’s a different vine than usual! – lmao omg elvira your tags are the best

happy mother’s day to all the teachers i accidentally called mom that one time

WHEN HE PULLS THE BLANKET BACK OVER HIM AND GIVES HIM A KISS ON THE NOSE REBLOG IF YOU AGREE

WOW STOP

when ur mom works hard so you give her a break

This is so sweet I cried

I LOVE THIS

My boss’s first language isn’t English. However, she loves giving inspirational speeches to everyone. I think today she was trying to tell us “don’t just stand around looking pretty”, but what she actually said was “WE DONT HAVE TIME TO BE SEXY”.

It reminds me of my Russian boss at the bakery. I didn’t wrap the bread correctly so she told me to “Snuggle like baby. Bread is your baby, Shelly. It’s sweet and gentle. Fragile, Italian.”

why is your cat full of star wars sound effects