Sage Black

has your muse had their heart broken?

Also, I feel like Sage does try to get on w/ the other witches, but I actually feel like Keira would probably rub her the wrong way, at times? So, I think she definitely appreciates how she’s putting herself at risk working for Jeff and grateful for how she’s there to put a wrench in things when he’s on one of his witch hunts, but I also feel like Sage sees Keira as someone who may take a lot of unnecessary risks in that area (which, coming from Sage isn’t even saying all that much!!! tbh she tends to be a rather cautious person unless she’s kicked into mama!bear mode lmao). Anyway, I think she’s afraid that Keira may end up putting them all on the line by doing something impulsive!!!! Plus, she and Jasmine are close and tbh I feel like Sage thinks Keira is probably a bad influence (or vice versa hahah but she’s def v certain that leaving the two of them together can only lead to bad things!!!) 

anyway!!! not sure if sage knows theo is intimidated by her but she’d be like “damn straight you should be scared of me!!!!! b/c i am your new leader but even more importantly i have three attractive younger sisters and so its great to know i give off don’t fuck with me vibes!” ;DDD haha but no for real he’s NOT wrong she does have a terrifying bad side that will come out if anyone messes with her fam!!!!! And it’s not!!!! pretty!!!!!!

YES PLEASE?????? LMAO. honestly i need these two to be friends if not reluctant confidants because i think their personalities are so compatible?? if sage is anything like monica geller then zach is defs a more subdued/sarcastic (is that even possible?) chandler lol

ajlskfjalkdfj omg yes!!!!! I can totally see them having that kind of dynamic (this feels real?) 

also ... sometimes sage can def get a little too involved in her sister’s lives (whoops!) and like she means well but she just wants to protect them and keep them from getting hurt and I can even see where she might tell him about June’s crush on him?? (That is, since it sounds like June has never said anything to Sage about it/is trying to act like it’s not a thing/has never talked to Sage and told her never to mention it to anyone, etc. - and even though she’s trying to hide it from Sage, I feel like it is the kind of thing that Sage would definitely pick up on!!) 

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Hey, babes!!  I just thought we should take a minute and chat as a group about our ladies’ backgrounds!!  So, we know that whoever their ‘Black’ parent was (whether mother or father I’m not making any assumptions hahaha), that parent was a witch but didn’t pass that along to the sisters.  We also know that, if it was their mom, she’s dead bc Sage is considered the Black family matriarch (given the excommunication of Serena Black).  However, if it’s their dad, then he may or may not still be alive (since obv a dude isn’t qualified to be a matriarch hahaha) and if their mom ~isn’t the Black relative, then she may be alive as well.  They could both be alive in this instance, who knows!!  Also, the non-Black parent also may or may not be a witch, as well.  Anyway, my main point is…we should probs figure all that out hahaha  

OLDER SISTER❤️💗💓💕💖💞💘💛💙💜💚💝❤️💗💓💕💖💞💘💛💙💚💝💗💓💕💖💞💘💛💙💜💚💝THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD KICK JASMINE’S ASS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!!!!! 

honestly jasmine rly needs someone to shake some sense into her lmao. girl was wildin out in new york and it took her whole life combusting into literal flames before her eyes to get back to her roots?? lol. i feel like in the city even tho her sisters all lived fairly close to her they didn’t get to see each other much? sage was busy with her bakery, june and hazel were doing their own thing, and jasmine was basically living her life like bill hader as stefon (LMAO). so maybe the one silver lining is that she gets to live and hang with her sisters again (ugh my heart is burSTing). tbh there’s a part of her deep down that BELIEVES their aunt used some kinda witchy hocus pocus to sabotage her life on purpose so that she’d drag her ass down to fate willingly lmao. 

But yeah! I agree!!!! I think that Sage has kind of been relapse in her duties of older sister lately haha thanks to them all living their own separate lives and tbh she probably didn’t realize how wild Jasmine’s had gotten!! (tbh Sage has a very low bar of what wild means haha x + x = literally Sage). Anyway, Sage means well but she can def be kind of bossy and invasive haha but it’s just b/c she cares!!!! a lot!!!! and she wants to make sure that her sisters are okay. Honestly, I think these two could really help each other w/ Jasmine getting Sage to loosen up a little and think about her own life and w/ Sage getting Jasmine to settle down/be a little more responsible, etc. 

HAHAH I feel like, when they were kids, Sage sort of expected Jasmine to be her ~right hand~ so to speak in helping with the younger kids but she just turned out to be more of a troublemaker than the babies hahah!!! Also ... not sure what the black parent situation is???? like if they are alive or dead or how involved they were w/ the kids, but honestly regardless, Sage just thought of herself as the second mom haha and was probably hardest on Jasmine b/c she was the oldest and I feel like that probably caused them to butt heads w/ a lot of - 

Jasmine: let’s do x that will be awesome

Sage: we are NOT doing x that’s not only dangerous, but it’s against the rules!!!!!!!!! 

Jasmine: *rolls eyes; does the thing*

Sage: jasmine middle name black!!! go to your room!!!!!!

Jasmine: ur not my mom! *slams door* 

Anyway, I feel like, regardless, they always forgive each other pretty quickly and move on from it and even though they both find the other super frustrating at times, they also love each other so much <3333

PS. I’m dYING that jasmine’s been living her life in nyc like stefon. 

sage: where are you going? 

jasmine: new york’s hottest club slash. it has everything! Glass, steam, bear traps, and just when you think the fun is over — knock knock, who’s there? It’s Black George Washington! All that, and a party room filled with human bathmats.

SAGE BLACK (31) Alicia Vikander - TAKEN BY LIZZY Status: Witch Occupation: Baker Relationship(s): Jasmine Black, Juniper Black, Hazel Black (sisters), Serena Grey, Imogen Grey, Zinnia Grey (cousins), Finn Abbott (best friend), Peter Fletcher (lawyer), Maximilian Wyatt (lawyer/interest), Edmund Atwood, Nathaniel Coleman, Flavian Fournier, Dorothy Goddard, Magdalene Hawk, Darby House, Zachary Hunt, Troy Hunt, Bridget LeClaire, September O’Leary, Caitlin Thatcher (tenants), Rex Harrelson (tenant’s longterm guest)

born and raised in nyc, sage had never known another life

still, despite her successful bakery, there, she yearned for a different experience - she hated the anonymity of the city

so when an aunt she hadn’t even known existed left her a beautiful victorian in a small town…she jumped at the chance to start over!!

things took a turn, tho, when she arrived here and was informed that she’s not only a witch (which is apparently a real thing!!)

but she, herself, is expected to learn the craft…

and then to lead the entire coven, as the firstborn of the black clan which has led the coven for centuries

learning isn’t easy, and she’s struggling a lot, but sage has never been one to give up…

wine mom friend, honestly a lil bossy but she’s the big sister

has a thing for MAXIM WYATT

loves board games and laughing, a ppl pleaser!!!

wiLL bake for you, wiLL support the hell out of you!!!!

always friendly but mess w one of her sibs and YOU. ARE. DEAD.

smol but fierce!!!!!!!

v responsible, loves following the rules!!!!!

compliment her and she will probs cry

know! it! all! a lil ocd

*monica gellar voice* and remember if im harsh w you it’s only bc you’re doing it wrong

enthusiastic af!!!! *linda belcher voice* awwRIGht!