Darby House

Michael B. Jordan as Mikey in That Awkward Moment

Ok, so honestly, June is sooooo enthusiastically on top of helping Sage throw that party each month like that first one esp was only the like third most exciting day of her life ;DDD (which is admittedly a claim she probs makes a loT but I s2g she means it every time!!)  

Honestly, June is 100% thankful for his help at all times!!  And she has about a million questions and he’s probs like ‘chiLL’ bc she is like rattling things off and he’s probs forgotten what the first fifteen questions even were atp ;DDD but she’s just excited!!  HE HANGS OUT W HER TO GET TO KNOW HER SIS AND ACCIDENTALLY MAKES A FRIEND ALKSJDFLKJSDJKF IM! CRYIN!  It’s so real!!  Yknow, June grew up in NYC and I feel like Jasmine is probs the sort of person who like every other dude they ever met fell desperately in love w her so June sees him look at Jasmine that way™ one (1) time and she’s just like ‘oh you poor sap here we go again’ aklsdjfkldjsf hahaha  

Also since they’re friends now (you hang out w June more than twice and she’s like ‘ok we’re friends now’), she’s probs captain of this ship and like ‘make! a! move! make it!’ and def tries to bring him up to Jasmine who’s like ‘why’re you talking to be about a dude who’s still hung up on his ex’ probs hahahaha

Also cue June groaning loudly whenever he’s like ‘jasmine? jasmine who? i don’t likE jasmine’ hahahaa  June is like YES YOU DO JUST MARRY HER MARRY HER NOW #facepalm

(First of all, still laughing over this ;DDD) .... And now I’m imagining them befriending each other initially b/c they are both close to each other’s crushes but then just becoming friends in their own right ;DDD

HAHAH omg!!! I feel like you are so right and that guys in NYC would fawn over Jasmine all the time (and Sage had to beat them away with a broom probs ;DDDD). 

lmao I feel like Darby will regret offering his help like .5 seconds after offering it to June b/c she’s so!!! incredibly!!!! eager!!!!! and he’s just like “okay slow down there, kid, I can’t keep up with you” (also just decided that he calls her “kid” even though she’s only five years younger alkdjflakdjfl) 

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DARBY HOUSE (31) Michael B. Jordan - TAKEN BY LIZZY Status: Witch Occupation: Journalist Relationship(s): Dorian Abbott (best friend/co-worker), Zachary Hunt (best friends), Caitlin Thatcher (ex-girlfriend/roommate), Thomas Street (boss), Edmund Atwood (co-worker), Sage Black, Jasmine Black, Juniper Black, Hazel Black (landladies), Jasmine Black (interest)

smooth and pr good at getting what he wants, darby doesn’t really let 90% of things get to him

but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know how to take things srsly

affectionate and protective of his loved ones, he’s kind but doesn’t have that reputation around town at aLL

flirtatious and charming

wants to help but doesn’t get immediately trusted bc he comes off as a big of a player/bad boy tbh

about a year ago, he moved in w his then-gf CAITLIN THATCHER at the black house, which was greaT!!

until they broke up

now, tho, its a mess and they’re all having a little trouble figuring out how to proceed

so somehow they’re broken up and roommates at the same time but darby is nothing if not adaptable

which is esp good bc he’s developed a thing for JASMINE BLACK…

and he’s finding out its a little difficult to try to get w someone new when you’re still living w your ex