East African Football Fanatic

My fellow unholy mash-up of football fans & perverts, a recent signing to replace Dr. Eva Caneiro as football's hottest 1st team doctor, Spartak Moscow's Dr. Viktoriya Gameeva... #bemydoctor #isprainedmygroin #johnterry #viktoriyagameeva

"... Home is not where the heart is..." Alan Pardew and Slaven Bilic; this season's resident Giant-killers #giantkillers #WhowillMourinhoBlameNow #ynwa #youwalkwith3goals #lfc #chelsea

So I've been reading that Hueng-min Son is about to have a medical in London in lieu of a potential move to Tottenham... Praise be onto you Daniel Levy and may the gods smile upon you Pochettino and thank you...

Guys help me spread the word aisee, hopefully the message might get through, getting real tired of this shit... 😠😠😠 @manchesterunited @neymarjr @fcbarcelona @_pedro17_ @sr4oficial @lacazettealex @southamptonfc @juanmatagarcia

Aloo... That's... Just... Sad

''... Chelsea hijack Man United's Pedro Transfer..." @youngy_18 at @manchesterunited be like... #fcb #chelsea #pedro

Can you spot Pedro? Yap... He's gone alright... Welcome to Manchester lad

Angel Dí Maria... Why U do this?? 😢 In @manchesterunited everybody loved you so much, everybody was willing to give you a second chance, Y U No take it?? 😞😞😞 #WhenTheQatariBuyEverythingInFootball #PSGIsGonnaBeDopeTho #PleaseSellusMoura #WeBuyingPedroThen?

Every great footballer's duty to the footballing world... Ronaldo taking the 'Zidane route' of raising sons... PS: We're so disappointed in u Mr. Beckham 😞😞😞

This interview is gold!!! Massive @memphisdepay and @lukeshaw23 😁😁😁😂😂😂

Just gonna leave that there... 😎😎😎 PS: that Rafinha volley though... #ggmu #ustour2015 #ustour

By god this @lukeshaw23 - @memphisdepay Bromance is soo cute... Look at them blushing!!! 😅😅😅 they even have cute nicknames for each other... 😂😂😂

Aisee... That #TheMartian top-billed cast 😨😨😨 another space opera to rival Interstellar?? One can only hope so... Andy Weir's book here i come, spoilers be damned!!! Based on that trailer i cannot wait anymore...

A better alternative cover to the one which @jhenderson is currently defiling... Fun fact: only one of these players is a world cup winner, can you guess who? *hint: he doesn't play for Argentina... @alexmorgan13 @leomessi #fifa16 #ukcover #uscover #boycottfifa16

Was wandering around the internet when i stumbled onto this... Two players who consistently demonstrate not only how to be a full back, but also that defending doesn't have to be boring

I gotta say, really liking this @memphisdepay @lukeshaw23 bromance so far... I gotta feeling it's gonna be a good understanding down that left flank (if indeed LvG goes that way) #mutour #manunited #ggmu

“ ... We can do things in this transfer market that other teams can only dream about...” Ed Woodward, Executive Chairman