Blytzea Republic

From The Federal Gazette - Article written by Tul M'tram

I am Consul Varom, a good and Bleckron fearing Blyton, rightfully elected leader of the Blytons of the Blytzea Republic, and its waters both above and below. We too were uncertain about contacting xenos, and though we found many enemies, we also found many trade partners. Though my people are at war with some rather contemptable Bleckron hating xenos... allow me to float an offer of peace, we are open to trade with your waterless kind, if you are.

Very well! In Bleckron's name, we will respect your ways and shall ferry off an envoy at once and don't worry, they'll go with the flow and treat your customs with respect. Soon both our peoples shall be swimming in the wealth and prosperity that come from our trades.

I am Consul Varom, a good and Bleckron fearing Blyton, rightfully elected leader of the Blytons of the Blytzea Republic, and its waters both above and below. We too were uncertain about contacting xenos, and though we found many enemies, we also found many trade partners. Though my people are at war with some rather contemptable Bleckron hating xenos... allow me to float an offer of peace, we are open to trade with your waterless kind, if you are.

I bring good tidings, by Bleckron's kindly maw. A wave of new wealth has washed over the Republic. With several successful trade deals under our sash, the Republic is now more prosperous than ever before. Of course, as you can imagine, this means the development of a whole new fleet is underway. But not all is so bright, citizens. The galaxy is a dark place of tension and evil.

In these dark times, its important to choose our allies wisely, and in Bleckron's name, there are few others more trustworthy and reliable than our Bavian friends. I, Consul Varom, have signed a defensive alliance with our Bavian friends. Any who attack us or them will face our joint wrath. And while Bleckron would probably eat them as they... may be lesser xeno barbarians, at least they too understand the galaxy's evils.

Admiral Tydus and his fleet is on his way to Bavian- what?

[MUFFLED CHANTING AND THUMPING ON THE WINDOW]

By Bleckron! Guards! Guards! Everyblyton out!

Why in Bleckron's ravenous hunger would you let protesters in Senate waters?! Cut transmission, quickly!

FZZZZT

{System booting…detecting existing network…connecting to network…connection complete…beginning broadcast…}

Hello? Hello? Is this coming through? …oh, by the Spirits, I told you this transmitter wasn't ready for deep space! Oh, why did we ever...wait, what? We have transmission?! Wonderful! Open the channel! ...it is open? Well, for how long?! Oh, nevermind! By the Spirits, I say...

Some exciting news to report, friends! The envoy from @blytzea whom identifies themselves as Dryp has arrived safely to Laxtara, being greeted by our diplomatic corps upon their landing on the surface.

Our diplomats have enjoyed a light dinner with them as they acclimate to the climate change with their pressure suit, and following the dinner, they will be escorted to their embassy - which, as per specifications provided in advance, has been set up for a pure aquatic environment to suit the Blyton species.

When the public was first drenched in wave after wave of images of your disgusting forms, there were demands to make an effort to submerge ourselves in comms darkness, prevent first contact, to hide ourselves from you.

And by Bleckron, we did, for a time. But all the while, we've been watching you, and though you throw yourselves into barbarism, with constant bickering, wars, and self destruction. You've shown you're capable of some good, even if you could do better. Perhaps you can do better with our oversight, by Bleckron's cosmic tail.

That being said, we've seen enough to be willing to reach out, as you do have one thing we want. Trade. We will automatically accept reasonable trade deals with anyone - you're all the same to us. So, by Bleckron's shiny maw, you xenos may have safe harbour in our star ports. That is so long as you keep your repulsive forms away from our waters, and come with good intent to trade, and for Bleckron's sake, you don't bring your barbarism with you or interfere in our politics.

When the public was first drenched in wave after wave of images of your disgusting forms, there were demands to make an effort to submerge ourselves in comms darkness, prevent first contact, to hide ourselves from you.

And by Bleckron, we did, for a time. But all the while, we've been watching you, and though you throw yourselves into barbarism, with constant bickering, wars, and self destruction. You've shown you're capable of some good, even if you could do better. Perhaps you can do better with our oversight, by Bleckron's cosmic tail.

That being said, we've seen enough to be willing to reach out, as you do have one thing we want. Trade. We will automatically accept reasonable trade deals with anyone - you're all the same to us. So, by Bleckron's shiny maw, you xenos may have safe harbour in our star ports. That is so long as you keep your repulsive forms away from our waters, and come with good intent to trade, and for Bleckron's sake, you don't bring your barbarism with you or interfere in our politics.

We'd love to invite you to send an envoy to Laxtara, our home-world - there are several aquatic species who have embassies on our home-world, and thus your people would be comfortable in an environment familiar to them!

When the public was first drenched in wave after wave of images of your disgusting forms, there were demands to make an effort to submerge ourselves in comms darkness, prevent first contact, to hide ourselves from you.

And by Bleckron, we did, for a time. But all the while, we've been watching you, and though you throw yourselves into barbarism, with constant bickering, wars, and self destruction. You've shown you're capable of some good, even if you could do better. Perhaps you can do better with our oversight, by Bleckron's cosmic tail.

That being said, we've seen enough to be willing to reach out, as you do have one thing we want. Trade. We will automatically accept reasonable trade deals with anyone - you're all the same to us. So, by Bleckron's shiny maw, you xenos may have safe harbour in our star ports. That is so long as you keep your repulsive forms away from our waters, and come with good intent to trade, and for Bleckron's sake, you don't bring your barbarism with you or interfere in our politics.

When the public was first drenched in wave after wave of images of your disgusting forms, there were demands to make an effort to submerge ourselves in comms darkness, prevent first contact, to hide ourselves from you.

And by Bleckron, we did, for a time. But all the while, we've been watching you, and though you throw yourselves into barbarism, with constant bickering, wars, and self destruction. You've shown you're capable of some good, even if you could do better. Perhaps you can do better with our oversight, by Bleckron's cosmic tail.

That being said, we've seen enough to be willing to reach out, as you do have one thing we want. Trade. We will automatically accept reasonable trade deals with anyone - you're all the same to us. So, by Bleckron's shiny maw, you xenos may have safe harbour in our star ports. That is so long as you keep your repulsive forms away from our waters, and come with good intent to trade, and for Bleckron's sake, you don't bring your barbarism with you or interfere in our politics.

However President Kuzi comes with a warning that this galaxy will try and interfere with your politics as they have done with ours. A quick read of Instellar Bavian History will tell you how badly other nations battered our people with political assassinations and civil wars.

Therefore President Kuzi would like to extend an arm of friendship to your people in this regard that we'll never let anyone interfere with our politics again!

When the public was first drenched in wave after wave of images of your disgusting forms, there were demands to make an effort to submerge ourselves in comms darkness, prevent first contact, to hide ourselves from you.

And by Bleckron, we did, for a time. But all the while, we've been watching you, and though you throw yourselves into barbarism, with constant bickering, wars, and self destruction. You've shown you're capable of some good, even if you could do better. Perhaps you can do better with our oversight, by Bleckron's cosmic tail.

That being said, we've seen enough to be willing to reach out, as you do have one thing we want. Trade. We will automatically accept reasonable trade deals with anyone - you're all the same to us. So, by Bleckron's shiny maw, you xenos may have safe harbour in our star ports. That is so long as you keep your repulsive forms away from our waters, and come with good intent to trade, and for Bleckron's sake, you don't bring your barbarism with you or interfere in our politics.