BLVGT

Not everyone u lose is a loss … unless it’s me … then u fucked up

When somone asks you to pull their finger for the fart-prank-thing, they are asking you to take temporary control over their asshole.

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Rum & Cokes are a mixture of a hard and soft drink, making it a medium drink

Arguing with a dumb person is much harder than arguing with an genius person.

a little survey: reblog if you just need a hug right now

Can I have you every morning with my coffee?

I like clingy. I like attention. I like affection. I like double texts. I like random calls. I like paragraphs.

Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.