aight come here short shit

everytime this gets notes there's a chance i will see them while outside without sunscreen and go oh yeah. so ty for being part in my cancer prevention

there are two wolves inside me. one wants to write and the other wants to nap. they’re both in a cage called My Job.

they are awarding me an honorary doctorate for my work on tumblr.com

Put dodgers stadium in the ocean #PutDodgersStadiumInTheOcean

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

i love finding out what degrees my mutuals have. like what the fuck do you mean you do law? you’re a doctor who blog

i dont need a "career" i already have a 9 to 5 its called listening to my music while making flop posts for my three active mutuals

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST