Bite Me 🤟🏻

and i feel shane hollander's stretch marks in this chili's tonight

YEAHHHHHH BUDDY

Battinson becoming the face of Autistic Batman is so funny cause everyone in Gotham knows he's Autistic EXCEPT him

in case anyone else needs to hear this it’s ok to be more serious. i don’t just mean ‘it’s ok to be serious sometimes’ i mean in general. not everyone has to be funny. it doesn’t have to mean you’re sad or unlikeable. you can just be serious and genuine most of the time and that’s great. i personally think that we’re too focused on ‘funny’ as the primary carrier of likeability right now. i often feel starved for serious conversation, for serious spaces, for a feeling of gravity. you don’t have make good jokes to give people a good time. i say, goof only as the spirit moves you, & don’t worry about it. 

I mean yeah he’s evil and all but what if I were his favourite

american psycho directors cut version where all of patricks monologues are about niche mcr lore

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.