Blue Roamer

I keep my cock in the pouch. He wants me to live the no-fap lifestyle with him. I’ve never been a semen retainer before this. Neither of us cum.

Nick Pulos as Zangief… I’m dead

As someone from San Francisco, I will tell you now that 2/3 of our fine city would appreciate an ass like that. 

It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to accept hideous monster Gritty as their precious smol son. Venom would *immediately* be taken into the fold and showered with love and propositioned *constantly* by people who think Cap is too much of a boy scout and Loki is too skeevy.

This is the original, vintage, 2018 post that coined “man-assed musclebeast mascot of San Francisco”, please do not touch the glass but you may take pictures 

Skimmed the post too fast, had a brief moment where my takeaway was, “It took approximately four seconds for the whole city of Philadelphia to start shipping Gritty with Venom” and I just.

Yuletide is coming up bro 😎

It’s all true. As a proud San Franciscan, I endorse this post

😍👌

I will always reblog this

Me too

Alpha I would worship

Disgusting. Find someone better than a fascist to worship.

Do you see what I see?