total trash mammal

Thank you so much!! T^T It's such a cute and atmospheric piece I love all the attention to detail you put in there. <3

Sexting like “makes sense. sounds good to me.”

women don't want me, fish don't fear me. I pass through life like a smooth stone, making no impression on the thin parchment that is fate.

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

Ghosts aren't real, it was probably just the house settling that gave you that blowjob

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

when you like a beautiful mutual's selfie and you feel like the sewer witch touching them with your gross long finger