atrophy

another glorious day of not joining an imperialist military and not invading someone else's home and not getting shot in the head by a guerilla resistance fighter :3 god this is literally sooooo easy if u aren't a bitch

"i didn't want to work at mcdonalds" shit dude me neither but i'm not about to bomb someone's house over it yk?

"they lied to me" wat did u think all the guns were for bro?

"i wanted to serve my country" u wanted a dodge challenger and priority boarding and u were ready to kill strangers for it. and now ur dead

You get nothing from being a Good Girl

How to beat yourself with a metal pipe tutorial

everyone talks about the ocasional like from the respected mutual that makes you go oh thank god you haven't unfollowed me but no one ever talks about how it will never be on a good post. it's never you at your posting best it's always on some bullshit like: made sanbwich. with loaf (bad pun for love)

i think i'd be checking my phone in the cuck chair to be honest

"time heals all wounds" WRONG! time is ripping into me with a cheese grater