Blueberry Lemonade

"write what you know" No I'm sick of my high stakes adventurous lifestyle, I wanna write something boring

I'm so addicted to deleting posts. not even controversial ones, just like anything. I'll briefly post an anecdote or my opinion of a movie, think about it for a few minutes, and then go NOPE no one needs to see that! this post too, I'll probably delete it before you can reply. just watch.

it would feel so awesome to be a final fantasy white mage with the big-ass robes and wooden staff

and the brown leather gloves FUUUUUCK

I messaged one of my college professors from 20 years ago to tell him how much I enjoyed his class and that my wife and I still talk about him and he emailed me back to say he doesn't remember me

This is actually great news because I was a terrible student and it means I didn't make enough trouble in his class to cause lasting psychological damage

Need some fables AESOP

don't "I wouldn't be surprised" yourself into believing anything you read online