for what it's worth, it was worth all the while.

the idea of wearing jeans that are not skinny jeans terrifies me now i can’t remember what i used to do with all that extra space around my ankles 

im pretty sure somebody hid the final paragraph of my essay on a shelf i cant reach, but i dont want to jump to conclusions

do re mi fa so done with this semester

In middle school i kept adding myself to my school’s wikipedia page under Notable Alumni and they kept removing me

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

Sometimes when I say “I’m okay”, what I really want is for someone to hold my hand, look me in the eyes and say “I know that you’re not okay, here is $1000.00”.

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

it’s 2014 and food can still make you fat get it together science

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.

"Who wants to be a millionaire?" Me. This game is easy. Next question.