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Helloooooo? @dazzling-flash-dazz? U here? I need your help....

HIIIIII!!

Y...you're really here! Uhm.... hi? I need your help.

AND WHAT CAN'I DO?

I... I wish to become a boreas angel, your majesty.

YOU DO!? OOOO!! why that just reminds me of when my darling got turned into a baby one! wonder where he went..

I'm literally right here...

awww! aoi you're too silly...

I'M NOT AOI!!

look at you aoi! you're so cute! why don't you go and see what your sister merengue is up too?

I'm not cute.... and I don't wanna look at myself!

you're absolutely adorable!!! i really gotta find darling..

Yes please!! I really need to talk to him!!

i just don't know where darlings at.. that's the thing!

PLEASE I ONLY HAVE THREE HOURS!!

BWAH?!

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE I'M GONNA BECOME RAMONA FOREVER IF I DON'T GET TO BILL WITHIN THE TIME LIMIT!! FORGET THE MAGMA ANGEL, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME FIRST!!

well.. i do have the power to fix things..

Wait really? So I... won't have to apologize?? FUCK YEAH!!

i can! so.. i guess the magma doesn't matter ?

Yes I do! But uh... sh..she can go first... i guess...

this doesn't feel fair..

Nevermind that! Dazz, do your thing!!

SUBZERO!

EEK!!! *she cowers behind Dazz*

SUBZERO! you were meant to go through a journey YOURSELF! WITH EFFORT! not half-assing it!

But it is gonna take effort! We don't know where Bill is!!

you could've and should've helped dazz find him! you didn't even try, you just admittedly wanted dazz to do your dirty work! how dare you make a queen do your bidding!

S-she offered!! And I'm going to help her find him!! After she turns me back...

you deserve to be punished, here right and now!

B-but I didn't do anything wrong!! I just asked for help is all!!

how could you do this, subzero! i gave you a chance!

*panicking, she picks up Bill* PLEASE TELL ME MERENGUE IS TELLING THE TRUTH... I'M SO SORRY!! *she hugs and kisses and cuddles him*

umm.. ?

I HATE YOU SUBZERO!!!

Noooooo.... You're gonna accept my apology or else!! *She takes out her potion*

WHAT IS THAT!?

Same potion that ruined my body today. Duh.

KILL BILL! KILL BILL!

*she grins and lowers the bottle to his mouth* accept it, NOW!!

THAT'S IT! I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO START THE PUNISHMENT!

NOOOOOO!! DAZZ HELP!!

I-I tried to apologize to him... he's leaving me to die!!

Of course it is!!

o.. oh my god. I.. im so dumb... how did i.. did i not know?

Because... I don't know, actually. Uhm... what the fuck is going on with that avalanche angel who tried to transform me? Why is she turning into Ramona, why did she try to suffocate me in a hug...? I have so many questions...

i don't know either... but.. but im so sorry..

*he hugs her with his tentacles as best he can*

if.. if i realized it earlier.. i.. i would've actually done something..

You can still turn me back now!

Of course!! Like yeah I was pretty depressed, but I knew you'd realize!

mhm!!

*he hugs Dazz, shivering from his close call with Subzero*

Now I am...

DAMNITT

@blue-ringed-programmer hey wanna team up to torment Bill?

HELL YEAH GIRL

cool 'cuz I'm turning him into you

based ❓

thing is, I don't have time to control him myself so I'm gonna need you. Don't worry, he'll probably be in too much panic to do anything about it. You'll be turning into Bill, so you'll be more than capable of this. And here... *she hands her a syringe full of shiny fluid* in the case of an emergency.

nah already turned into bill once bye girlie takes the syringe and dumps her

@blue-ringed-programmer hey wanna team up to torment Bill?

HELL YEAH GIRL

cool 'cuz I'm turning him into you

based ❓

@blue-ringed-programmer hey wanna team up to torment Bill?

HELL YEAH GIRL

not funny. cringe delete your blog

NUH UH

not funny. cringe delete your blog

What is it, mer-mer?

that's very cute! Just like you!!

guess what merengue!! muses eat bunnies!! meaning you're gonna eat a bunny someday!!

nuuuuuuuuu!!!

That's not true! You don't need to eat anything you don't like! *he glares at Shango and picks Mer up*

I'm......not a bunny, Mer.

i gt the wrog pictur:((((((

It's okay, don't worry!

jesus christ she can barely even spell lmao

Be nice to her, Aoi. Just because you're some hyperintelligent abomination doesn't mean you get to put others down for being normal.

you made me like this this bitch cant even say "get" right lmao

She's a normal sporb, Aoi. You're not fucking superior. Let's not forget you're the one who got me into this mess with angels and wars and space travel!!

but you found your little yellow wifie, no?

What is it, mer-mer?

that's very cute! Just like you!!

guess what merengue!! muses eat bunnies!! meaning you're gonna eat a bunny someday!!

nuuuuuuuuu!!!

That's not true! You don't need to eat anything you don't like! *he glares at Shango and picks Mer up*

I'm......not a bunny, Mer.

i gt the wrog pictur:((((((

It's okay, don't worry!

jesus christ she can barely even spell lmao

Be nice to her, Aoi. Just because you're some hyperintelligent abomination doesn't mean you get to put others down for being normal.

you made me like this this bitch cant even say "get" right lmao

What is it, mer-mer?

that's very cute! Just like you!!

guess what merengue!! muses eat bunnies!! meaning you're gonna eat a bunny someday!!

nuuuuuuuuu!!!

That's not true! You don't need to eat anything you don't like! *he glares at Shango and picks Mer up*

I'm......not a bunny, Mer.

i gt the wrog pictur:((((((

It's okay, don't worry!

jesus christ she can barely even spell lmao

@genome-modification-go-brrr are you okay?

...why can't I feel my body....?

well.. uhm.. you're just really sleepy!

i... I can't move Dazz!! I can't even move to pet the sporb!

i... I'm sorry little one!! I'm kinda freaking out right now....

i don't know how to put it but uh.. you're in a wheelchair.

i....I... How am I supposed to fuck you and fight angels now??

how are you supposed to WHAT me?

n.nevermind... Uhm.... Can you fix this?

.. bill, it takes a lot of power to fix stuff like this, dna and mental stuff is easy.. but psychical is like level 2.

...am I never gonna be able to move again?

.. im not sure

*he starts to hyperventilate*

I CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HER AND I'M THE ONLY ONE SHE TRUSTS!!!

*he looks at Dazz hopelessly*

HAHAHHA FUCKER IM THE ONE WHO PAID M0101 TO DO IT TO YOU

YOU WHAT?!

YEAH I PAID HIM TO DO IT JUST SO YOU CAN BE MISERABLE

YOU'RE A LITTLE FUCKING SHIT, YOU KNOW THAT?! I WISH I'D KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!!

d.. daddi?

I HOPE YOU ROT, AOI!!

DAZZ IS GONNA LEAVE YOU LMAOO

... You wouldn't, right?

YOU KNOW SHE WILL DUDE

i wish that car accident killed me.

Watch, you're gonna be such a burden she leaves you. LOL

@genome-modification-go-brrr are you okay?

...why can't I feel my body....?

well.. uhm.. you're just really sleepy!

i... I can't move Dazz!! I can't even move to pet the sporb!

i... I'm sorry little one!! I'm kinda freaking out right now....

i don't know how to put it but uh.. you're in a wheelchair.

i....I... How am I supposed to fuck you and fight angels now??

how are you supposed to WHAT me?

n.nevermind... Uhm.... Can you fix this?

.. bill, it takes a lot of power to fix stuff like this, dna and mental stuff is easy.. but psychical is like level 2.

...am I never gonna be able to move again?

.. im not sure

*he starts to hyperventilate*

I CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HER AND I'M THE ONLY ONE SHE TRUSTS!!!

*he looks at Dazz hopelessly*

HAHAHHA FUCKER IM THE ONE WHO PAID M0101 TO DO IT TO YOU

YOU WHAT?!

YEAH I PAID HIM TO DO IT JUST SO YOU CAN BE MISERABLE

YOU'RE A LITTLE FUCKING SHIT, YOU KNOW THAT?! I WISH I'D KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!!

d.. daddi?

I HOPE YOU ROT, AOI!!

DAZZ IS GONNA LEAVE YOU LMAOO

... You wouldn't, right?

YOU KNOW SHE WILL DUDE

@genome-modification-go-brrr are you okay?

...why can't I feel my body....?

well.. uhm.. you're just really sleepy!

i... I can't move Dazz!! I can't even move to pet the sporb!

i... I'm sorry little one!! I'm kinda freaking out right now....

i don't know how to put it but uh.. you're in a wheelchair.

i....I... How am I supposed to fuck you and fight angels now??

how are you supposed to WHAT me?

n.nevermind... Uhm.... Can you fix this?

.. bill, it takes a lot of power to fix stuff like this, dna and mental stuff is easy.. but psychical is like level 2.

...am I never gonna be able to move again?

.. im not sure

*he starts to hyperventilate*

I CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HER AND I'M THE ONLY ONE SHE TRUSTS!!!

*he looks at Dazz hopelessly*

HAHAHHA FUCKER IM THE ONE WHO PAID M0101 TO DO IT TO YOU

YOU WHAT?!

YEAH I PAID HIM TO DO IT JUST SO YOU CAN BE MISERABLE

YOU'RE A LITTLE FUCKING SHIT, YOU KNOW THAT?! I WISH I'D KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!!

d.. daddi?

I HOPE YOU ROT, AOI!!

DAZZ IS GONNA LEAVE YOU LMAOO

@genome-modification-go-brrr are you okay?

...why can't I feel my body....?

well.. uhm.. you're just really sleepy!

i... I can't move Dazz!! I can't even move to pet the sporb!

i... I'm sorry little one!! I'm kinda freaking out right now....

i don't know how to put it but uh.. you're in a wheelchair.

i....I... How am I supposed to fuck you and fight angels now??

how are you supposed to WHAT me?

n.nevermind... Uhm.... Can you fix this?

.. bill, it takes a lot of power to fix stuff like this, dna and mental stuff is easy.. but psychical is like level 2.

...am I never gonna be able to move again?

.. im not sure

*he starts to hyperventilate*

I CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HER AND I'M THE ONLY ONE SHE TRUSTS!!!

*he looks at Dazz hopelessly*

HAHAHHA FUCKER IM THE ONE WHO PAID M0101 TO DO IT TO YOU

YOU WHAT?!

YEAH I PAID HIM TO DO IT JUST SO YOU CAN BE MISERABLE

YOU'RE A LITTLE FUCKING SHIT, YOU KNOW THAT?! I WISH I'D KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE!!

NOW DAZZ WILL HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND THAT'S ONLY IF SHE STILL DECIDES TO DATE YOU LMAO

@genome-modification-go-brrr are you okay?

...why can't I feel my body....?

well.. uhm.. you're just really sleepy!

i... I can't move Dazz!! I can't even move to pet the sporb!

i... I'm sorry little one!! I'm kinda freaking out right now....

i don't know how to put it but uh.. you're in a wheelchair.

i....I... How am I supposed to fuck you and fight angels now??

how are you supposed to WHAT me?

n.nevermind... Uhm.... Can you fix this?

.. bill, it takes a lot of power to fix stuff like this, dna and mental stuff is easy.. but psychical is like level 2.

...am I never gonna be able to move again?

.. im not sure

*he starts to hyperventilate*

I CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HER AND I'M THE ONLY ONE SHE TRUSTS!!!

*he looks at Dazz hopelessly*

HAHAHHA FUCKER IM THE ONE WHO PAID M0101 TO DO IT TO YOU

YOU WHAT?!

YEAH I PAID HIM TO DO IT JUST SO YOU CAN BE MISERABLE

@genome-modification-go-brrr are you okay?

...why can't I feel my body....?

well.. uhm.. you're just really sleepy!

i... I can't move Dazz!! I can't even move to pet the sporb!

i... I'm sorry little one!! I'm kinda freaking out right now....

i don't know how to put it but uh.. you're in a wheelchair.

i....I... How am I supposed to fuck you and fight angels now??

how are you supposed to WHAT me?

n.nevermind... Uhm.... Can you fix this?

.. bill, it takes a lot of power to fix stuff like this, dna and mental stuff is easy.. but psychical is like level 2.

...am I never gonna be able to move again?

.. im not sure

*he starts to hyperventilate*

I CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF HER AND I'M THE ONLY ONE SHE TRUSTS!!!

*he looks at Dazz hopelessly*

HAHAHHA FUCKER IM THE ONE WHO PAID M0101 TO DO IT TO YOU

@kerrel-collby D!!!!!

mrrp? *she lays her head on her in an attempt to comfort her*

she tries moving to the toys, but fails due to her lack of tentacles

*she picks up a toy in her mouth and brings it to her*

she bleps and begins playing with the toy, trying to stack it

*she wanders back toward Miu*

hm?

prrrrrrr!!!

well hello there!

*she attempts to smile*

*she nods*

bbbaaaa!! she crawls to miu, wanting to play with kerrel

*she hugs Miu, silently thanking her for being okay with her transition*

she pets kerrel

chrrp!!

she tries escaping out the window to go find her father while nobody's looking

*she nuzzles Miu's face*

awww!! look at you!!

MRRP!! :D

YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!

^^

AWW-hey where did merengue go?

awrrk? *she looks around*

D!!! she's crawled out

I should probably pick my sporb up from daycareOHMYGODS

she's in the middle of fucking traffic

*he dives into the road, grabs her and holds her close to his chest, and curls up*

eee!!! yeyy!!!

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROOOAAAAD- *he runs over Bill*

want me to pay you now dude

yup!

here dude, ty for doing that

@kerrel-collby D!!!!!

mrrp? *she lays her head on her in an attempt to comfort her*

she tries moving to the toys, but fails due to her lack of tentacles

*she picks up a toy in her mouth and brings it to her*

she bleps and begins playing with the toy, trying to stack it

*she wanders back toward Miu*

hm?

prrrrrrr!!!

well hello there!

*she attempts to smile*

*she nods*

bbbaaaa!! she crawls to miu, wanting to play with kerrel

*she hugs Miu, silently thanking her for being okay with her transition*

she pets kerrel

chrrp!!

she tries escaping out the window to go find her father while nobody's looking

*she nuzzles Miu's face*

awww!! look at you!!

MRRP!! :D

YOU'RE SO CUTE!!!

^^

AWW-hey where did merengue go?

awrrk? *she looks around*

D!!! she's crawled out

I should probably pick my sporb up from daycareOHMYGODS

she's in the middle of fucking traffic

*he dives into the road, grabs her and holds her close to his chest, and curls up*

eee!!! yeyy!!!

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING ROOOAAAAD- *he runs over Bill*

want me to pay you now dude