Candy from a Stranger...

Oh! S’you again! Hullo, wolf girl.

Hello, whatever the hell your name is.

I doubt there is, nothing interesting happens in this town.

Asking someone that actually fucking works here tends to help.

First off, not a stoner. I simply enjoy seeing the world much brighter than what it really is. 

That line has been reworded a million times, and still means that you're a stoner.

Are there any months that don’t have holidays? I’m fucking sick of this.

August doesn't have one?

Oh, so sorry, Mi Lady.

Much better stoner boy.

You should really take some Fae blood man. So fucking good.

I plan to, and never call me man again.

I need a local to step forth and volunteer themselves to be my guide. Someone show me all the fun tourist things of this town… and the, uh, general area surrounding it.

Okay?

No, I’m an amazing storyteller and you need to hear about my adventures. 

And it doesn't bother you that I have no idea who you are? Or that all I can think about is how much of a twat you are?

So he was all ‘you’re hot’, and I was just like ‘then suck my dick’, and- Hey, pay attention to me when I’m talking.

Great, congratulations, can I leave now?

You may be pretty awesome, Bluey, but I am confident that I am the awesomest. Rhode Island— where… where is that again? I’m confused. I’m thinking about stars. Stars. Wait. Nevermind. It’s in Jersey, isn’t it? Somewhere there? One of the dudes from Jersey Shore is from Rhode Island. I got it, nevermind, stop stressin’. Red — now there’s a sexy color.

Wanna bet, Gunner? I bet that I am far more awesome than you, even though you are still pretty awesome, I'm just, whats the word... or right, better. Yeah it's in Jersey, we moved there because it was the first place my mother pointed out on a map, we couldn't have ended up in the Bahama's or California could we? I've never watched Jersey Shore, so I wouldn't know. Yeah it is, especially red silk.

Think you’re mistaken? Aha, awkward. The guy with the hair… yes, I do have wonderful hair; keen eye, Sherlock. A fellow wolf, hoorah, nice t’ meet ya! I’m only from Boston, so not as cool as Ireland, but there you have it. We’re basically kin. Do you only like blue or?

You've only just met me, you're yet to see how awesome I am. It is pretty good hair. Likewise. Boston is pretty cool though, I've been living in Rhode Island since I was six, which is honestly a better alternative to Ireland. I guess you could look at it like that, but it removes so many possibilities. No I like other colours, red, black, which should be a colour not a shade, and a few others.

Only a couple more days and I’m outta here! Cannot.Fucking.Wait.

Congrats.

The coolest person you will ever meet, would be a more appropriate title for me — or Gunner, that works too. No shit. Really? That’s a cool ass name. Blue is one of my favorite colors. 

Nah, I've met myself so that mantle is taken. That guy with the hair, works though. Yeah, Blue Davison, the Irish werewolf with an attitude problem. Yeah same, though I'm biased.

There aren’t enough cats in the world for us. Ya could? Sweetness. You’ve been upgraded to Cool Friend status. What’s your name?

And there never will be. Yeah, I could. Well I appreciate that, person I only just met. I'm Blue.