andrews

go away, northsider

What? I can’t hear you over the sound of the police sirens pulling into your dirt driveway.

wait, what was that? sorry couldnt hear you over the sound of police dragging sweetwater for jason

What did you say? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your cup of spare change.

did you say something? couldnt hear you over the sound of veronica taking your place as head vixen

Hm? Are you talking? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of Jughead being the only significant southsider in Riverdale.

come again. sorry couldnt hear you over all the northsiders hating you more than they do southsiders

Excuse me? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of the cops calling you in for questioning for the fifth time this month.

sorry what was that? couldnt hear you over your mom screaming at you because youve dissappinted her yet again

What? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your parents selling you for crack.

huh? sorry couldnt hear you over your parents trying to buy me with some crack

??? Couldn’t hear you over the sound of your friends leaving you out of everything they do

hmm? couldn't hear you over the sound of you not having friends in the first place

i’m calling SNL

It’s been a while

Are they real?

So you’re like, an actual vampire

Are they real?

oh dear

What?

that seems very early

Very good observation skills

no invite 🤔🥱😳

You can come tomorrow morning

oh dear

What?

How do I know??

You don't, that's the fun part.

I wish I understood

Do you have to understand things to enjoy them?

Who said I didn’t enjoy it?

You sounded like you didn't

How did I do that if I’m not speaking to you?

Tone of text

Hm.

How do I know??

You don't, that's the fun part.

I wish I understood

Do you have to understand things to enjoy them?

Who said I didn’t enjoy it?

You sounded like you didn't

How did I do that if I’m not speaking to you?

How do I know??

You don't, that's the fun part.

I wish I understood

Do you have to understand things to enjoy them?

Who said I didn’t enjoy it?

How do I know??

You don't, that's the fun part.

I wish I understood

How do I know??

ADHD brain

Absolutely

You might want to get that checked out, you know

I already did

Really? What’s the diagnosis?

ADHD

Go to sleep, Archibald.

You go to sleep.